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I am a 26 year old stand up comedian... If I say something offensive it is more than likely a joke! Alot of people on here need to lighten up some!!

  • Is Carl Edwards the new Jimmie Johnson??

    Or even Micheal Waltrip?? hahaha

    Seriously if this had happened to Jimmie Johnson or Jeff Gordon or Dale Jr everyone would be screaming CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER...

    3 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • What DSL speed is needed for optimal xbox live play?

    Getting DSL so I can play Xbox live. What speed DSL should I get for best playing results. Here are the options:

    Up to 768k download / 384k upload= $29.95/mo

    Up to 1.5M download / 512k upload= $34.95

    Up to 3.0M download / 640k upload= $44.95

    Up to 5.0M download / 768k upload= $54.95

    Obviously the 5.0m would be the best, but I really don't want to spend that much. The dsl will be used mainly for the xbox, but I'm sure my GF will use it also.

    4 AnswersXbox1 decade ago
  • Which 360 should I get?

    I'm thinking about getting a 360 cuz thats what my best friend has and I want to play online with him. Should I just get the arcade version? Is there any reason I should spring the extra cash for the 20 GB one? I'm not interested in the games bundled with the more expensive units. I don't really know much about the 360... I was going to get a PS3 but have decided to hold of due to lack of games I want and none of my friends have one.

    3 AnswersXbox1 decade ago
  • Anyone notice there are alot more Patriot fans this year?

    I've been going to the same sports bar every sunday for the past 8 years. In 2000 there was literally nobody rooting for the Patriots... Now they are all over the place! Oh well, let the bandwagon keep on rolling!

    15 AnswersFootball (American)1 decade ago
  • Gordon or Johnson, who do I start for my Fantasy Racing Team?

    Who should I start, Gordon or Johnson?? Johnson won the spring race, but Gordon was right there at the front too. I'm leaning toward Johnson cuz I've started Gordon a few more times this year. Who do you think I should start and why?

    14 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Jeff Gordon on The Apprentice Celebrity Edition??

    Rumor has it the Jeff Gordon may be on a Celebrity season of The Apprentice. Two things...

    1.) Why would he do that?? lol

    2.) How the hell does he have time for that with NASCAR and starting a new family.

    Danica Patrick is also rumored to possibly be involved as well... She is a joke anyway, so no surprises there...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7schxqa8EY

    skip to about 2:50... or watch the whole thing, he's pretty funny :)

    7 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Gordon or Kenseth. Who do I start today?

    I keep goin back and forth on who to start today on my fantasy racing league... Kenseth or Gordon?! They are both good at bristol. I have Kenseth starting now, but my gut tells me someone (maybe Gordon) will take him out! Who would you start??

    17 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Will Kahne drop like a rock again??

    Kasey Kahne has had some darn good qualifying runs this year, but EVERY time he has gone to the back of the field not long after the green flag drops... Will it happen again this weekend??

    22 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • How many more years will Gordon race??

    Here is a question for all you Gordon fans out there. With Gordon starting a new chapter in life as a family man, how much longer will he race?? The Cup season is long and demanding to the drivers and Gordon has already proven himself to be one of the all time greats... Will he surpass DW and Bobby Allison in all time wins? How bout David Pearson? Will he get to that 7 championship tier with Petty and Sr?

    22 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Props to Montoya?

    I haven't said much good about Montoya this year. His sometimes overly aggressive driving style is not something I admire. However, I have to give him props on his 2nd place finish yesterday. From all I saw (last half of the race) he raced a good, clean, patient race. A week ago if you would have told me he was going to finish 2nd I would have laughed hysterically! Nice job JPM

    15 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • How is NASCAR 08 for the ps3?

    I've been putting off buying a PS3 until the release of 3 games... GTA 4, Metal Gear Solid 4, and Nascar 08...

    For those of you who have 08, how is it?? Do you think its worth dropping the cash for? (I'm getting one, just a matter of when...)

    5 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Anyone surprised that Tony could still do the fence climb??

    He must have been Mexican in a past life of something! (just a joke =)

    21 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • What the hell is handball and why does it get its own category in Yahoo Answers?

    Seriously... look at the handball category... THERE ARE 4 QUESTIONS ABOUT IT OPEN...

    How does this get its own category but the most participated sport in the USA, Bowling, does not??

    6 AnswersOther - Sports1 decade ago
  • Why doesn't bowling have its own spot in yahoo answers?

    Its the MOST PARTICIPATED sport in America?! Come on... they got cricket, cycling, snooker and pool, horse racing, handball (what the hell is handball??), running, wrestling (a fake sport, at least the wrestling everyone talks about), FANTASY SPORTS???! Thats not even a real sport at all?!!

    GIVE BOWLING SOME LOVE FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

    5 AnswersOther - Sports1 decade ago
  • Hahaha, Montoya get what he deserve?

    Montoya got spun out! How long will it be before he learns some give and take??

    12 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • NASCAR is drama!?

    Anyone think that this season of NASCAR is filled with more drama than most others? From Waltrip's jet fuel to Dale Jr's contract to beer cans on the race track to the most recent Hendrick drama and everything in between. What do you think the headline will be this weekend?

    19 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • What "gray area"?

    From nascar.com

    Both cars -- the No. 24 driven by Jeff Gordon and the No. 48 driven by Jimmie Johnson -- were found to be in violation of Sections 12-4-A (actions detrimental to stock car racing); 12-4-Q (car, car parts, components and/or equipment used do not conform to NASCAR rules); 20-2.1E (parts or components of the car not previously approved by NASCAR that have been installed or modified to enhance aerodynamic performance will not be permitted); and 20-2H (fenders may not be cut or altered except for wheel or tire clearance which must be approved by the Series Director)

    Rule 20-2H(FENDERS MAY NOT BE CUT OR ALTERED EXCEPT FOR WHEEL OR TIRE CLEARANCE WHICH MUST BE APPROVED BY THE SERIES DIRECTOR)

    Where is the "gray area" everyone keeps talking about?? Seems pretty straight forward here...

    13 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Will Juan Poopin Mytoilet make the chase for the cup next year?!?

    HAHAHA, i just wanted to say that!

    9 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Oh no, failed inspection!?

    Well my Jeep failed inspection today... Seems I wore the brakes out trying to out brake guys around turns going home last night! Is NASCAR going to ban me from the racetrack for 6 weeks and give me a $100,000 fine??! I sure hope not!!

    14 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago
  • Anyone hear Kyle Petty drop the f-bomb??

    Did anyone else hear Petty drop the f-bomb when him and Kennseth got together? I thought it was funny as hell!

    27 AnswersNASCAR1 decade ago