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  • Obama Coins...what do you think?

    What do you think? Here is a link to a news report about a very innovative company who created an Obama coin that falls in line with his presidency...they're both a rip-off and a fake. It is hilariously that his coin would be a parasite in the face of a worthy President’s coin. Just like Obama, it’s a cheap imitation.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=705_1234657284&c=1

    9 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago
  • Why is it that so many people condemn Israel and show sympathy for Palestinian terrorists?

    Here is more clear eviedence of the atrocities commited against Israel by Palestinian terrorists yet you won't see it on the major liberal news networks.

    http://www.onenewsnow.com/2007/11/israeli_video_sh...

    13 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago
  • Why is it that so many people condemn Israel and show sympathy for terrorism?

    Here is more clear eviedence of the atrocities commited against Israel by Palestinian terrorists yet you won't see it on the major liberal news networks.

    http://www.onenewsnow.com/2007/11/israeli_video_sh...

    1 AnswerCurrent Events1 decade ago
  • How did all this nonsense get started?

    "1 - This is the evolutionary formula for making a universe:

    Nothing + nothing = two elements + time = 92 natural elements + time = all physical laws and a completely structured universe of galaxies, systems, stars, planets, and moons orbiting in perfect balance and order.

    2 - This is the evolutionary formula for making life:

    Dirt + water + time = living creatures.

    Evolutionists theorize that the above two formulas can enable everything about us to make itself—with the exception of man-made things, such as automobiles or buildings. Complicated things, such as wooden boxes with nails in them, require thought, intelligence, and careful workmanship. But everything else about us in nature, such as hummingbirds and the human eye, is declared to be the result of accidental mishaps, random confusion, and time. You will not even need raw materials to begin with. They make themselves too."

    (" "Taken from "The Evolution Cruncher")

    How did all this nonsense get started?

    9 AnswersBiology1 decade ago
  • A couple of blonde jokes?

    CAR TROUBLE

    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

    She says, "What's the story?"

    He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

    AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

    "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

    "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Who's really lying?

    1)"In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weapons stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including AL Qaeda members It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare, and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons.” Sen. Hillary Clinton 10/10/02

    2)"If Saddam rejects peace and we have to use force, our purpose is clear. We want to seriously diminish the threat posed by Iraq's weapons of mass destruction program.” President Bill Clinton 2/17/98

    3)"Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal, murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime ... He presents a particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to miscalculation ... And now he is miscalculating America's response to his continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction ... So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real.” Sen. John F. Kerry 1/23/03

    4)"We have known for many years that Saddam Hussein is seeking and developing weapons of mass destruction.” Sen. Ted Kennedy 9/27/02

    5)"We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country." Al Gore 9/23/02

    11 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago
  • A blonde joke?

    Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

    The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.

    They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.

    Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

    The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Did you know that Allah turned people into monkeys and pigs because they wore silk?

    According to the Hadith, Allah cast a mountian on some of his followers because they:

    1. Had sex

    2. wore silk

    3. Drank alcohol

    4. Played musical insturments

    The ones that didn't suffer the wrath of the mountian were turned into monkeys and pigs and will remain so until the resurrection.

    Budhari Volume 7, Book 69, Number 494v:

    9 AnswersImmigration1 decade ago
  • Did you know that Mohammed order the drinking of camel urine?

    The Hadith, in Islam, is second in authority only to the Qur'an. In Hadith the prophet Mohammed orderd them (the muslims) to go to the herd of camels and drink camel urine mixed with milk.

    This is found in Budhari Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234

    10 AnswersOther - Politics & Government1 decade ago
  • How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

    She has a tampon behind her ear and she is looking for her pencil!

    22 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Why did the gas station attendant get fired?

    He got caught pumping Ethyl !!

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • What does Popeye use to get rid of his erection?

    A little Olive Oil!!!

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Should America bring back the AMC Pacer and Gremlin?

    Definate chick magnets!!!!

    10 AnswersOther - Car Makes1 decade ago
  • Is "Oh what a night " in D flat?

    I think it's in Db but not sure. can anyone help? Also is there any good sites out there with chord progressions and music for key board/piano?

    1 AnswerMusic1 decade ago
  • Are there any real American patriots left out there?

    God bless everyone of our soldiers. Welcome home when you do come back Thank you for your courage and bravery. Thank you for your sacrifice. Thank you for my freedom. God protect you while you're there. If you liberal anti-American's read this and you want to put down and belittle what has been done and what has to be done then shame on you for your cowardess. You are not real Americans, because real Americans are not cowards. Keep your stupidity to youself. America doesn't want to hear from your corwardly mouths. Where are the American patriots?

    23 AnswersMilitary1 decade ago
  • Why does Hollywood think America cares about it's opinion?

    Actors such as Sean Pinhead, I'm not Fonda Jane, and Timothy Rawbuns think that America wants to know their ignorant opinion. They use their celeberity to cram their garbage down our throat. Why can't they just act out their pretend life and leave us Americans alone? The recent hoopla that was staged in the media involving these three anti-Americans, proves that hollywood should stick to pretending and let the rest of us alone. Not Fonda Jane shot her big trap off but had no solution. Same with Rawbuns and Pinhead. I don't like the war anymore than the next American, but if we leave Iraq now, how many more thousands will die. To top it off, every soldier there is a volunteer. Those soldiers have given their lives for the freedom of the stupidity of hollywood. So those (hollywood) fools can stage anti-american protests. Us being in Iraq is a fight for our very basic security and freedom here at home. God bless the American soldier and to HELL with the hollywood actor!

    13 AnswersMilitary1 decade ago