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-I will be accompanied by a licensed driver

Best answer and source wins

tell me yes or no, and a go reason why

1. it takes a man one hour to dig three holes. how many hole can he dig in half an hour?

2. an orphan is placed in the middle of hi two parents , one to the left and another to his right, who does he run to?

3. an electric train is going really fast to the west. the wind is blowing to the east. they are passing throgh a rural area, which direction does the smoke go?

4.a man tells another before going to war to save his money (300 coins). his actual words were "could you save my money for me? if i die give my money to charity, and if live give me whatever you want ok?" so then the man survives and the other guy gives him 10 coins. they argue and argue about the money and who should get it when they take it to court. the judge hears both sides and gives 290 coins to the one who went to war why?

the first one to get them all right get's best answer!

A brunette, redhead and a blonde are going for a job interview.The job is investigator. so the employer took a photo from a solved case (the head is sideways) to see which one of them could observe better. so the brunette comes up and the employer asks her "what can you notice about this man?" the brunette guesses "he committted a crime" the emplyer kick her out. then the redhead comes in and the employer asks the same question, to what the redhead says "he is naked" and the employer kicks her out. then the blonde comes in and once again the employer asks his question to what the blonde says with confidence " he wears contacts". the emplyer appalled sayed "how did you know?" and the blonde says " well with one ear he can't wear glasses!"

funniest one wins!

famous person #1

1.i was born in 1963 in brooklyn NY

2.Went to UNC

3.I'm not a pilot but my nickname is air

4.No bull, im a professional athlete

5.for 3 years people called me a wizard

Famous person #2

1. I was born in Oklahoma in 1963

2.I majored in journalism in Missouri

3.In 1991 i was in a hotel with Geena davis

4.MY ex-wife was more than just one of my "friends"

5> I sucked blood with tom cruise in 1994

6.In 2001 i was part of Ocean eleven

Famous person # 3

1.These are some of the places ive been

a.Suspect

b.Gypsies, tramps and thieves

c.Moonstruck

d.Chastity

Arnold schwarzenegger has a long one, Bill Clinton has a short one, Maddona doesnt have one, and a priest doesnt use it what is it?

and for you perverts this is not what you think

im looking for something actually funny so don't just write stupid stuff

There's a plane filled with blondes except a man, and the people in the cockpit. Suddenly there is turbulence and the intercom says "we have to throw something out of the plane or we'll crash!" So everybody throws away their luggage. A few minutes later the intercom says "We need to throw more things away or we'll crash!" So they throw away the floor with the seats. A few minutes later the intercom says "We only need a little less weight or we'll crash!" So the blondes say let's throw out the man! and the man replies ill let myself go if you clap

they clap

The man who makes me sells me. The one who buys me doesn't need me, and whoever needs me doesn't buy me What am i?

This is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the refrigerator is purple now what color are the stairs?

Two fathers and to sons went out fishing and each one coaught a fish on their way home they didnt lose a fish by any way. So when the wife of one of the fathers counted the fish there were three. How is this possible?

Hint: it is possilble