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  • What are the different "high"s of different drugs?

    The most common "high" as you know is marijuana.

    It doesn't really make you do crazy things, just maybe dizziness, confusion and blah blah.

    But what is the difference of the "high" of all the other drugs?

    pcp, speed, crack

    and why are their effects all considered being "high"?

    4 AnswersOther - Health1 decade ago
  • How to Not Get Scared? Knotts Scary Farm.?

    im goin to frightfest this year.

    i remember i went with older siblings and their frends wen i was little and i swear i was on the brink of pissing myself.

    now im all grown up and im goin with all my friends.

    the only thing that really does scare me are the things that jump out at me,

    but how can i not be scared.

    dont want to look like a chicken and all

    how can i not get scared ??

    2 AnswersAmusement Parks1 decade ago
  • Translate?? 2 symbols?

    translate?\

    유♥웃

    ty

    3 AnswersKorea1 decade ago
  • The Religous Man stuck in the Middle Of the Ocean?

    there once was a shipwreck and one soul survivor

    he prayed while floating in the ocean

    he prayed day and night to god for 2 whole days to be saved

    a ship was shining in the distance and approached the man

    a sailman said "hey do u need some help?"

    the man said "no, its okay god is going to save me"

    the ship then drove off.

    the man prayed for another hour and in the distance another ship saw the man.

    a sailman came to the edge and asked "hey sir do u need help?"

    the man told him "no im still waiting for god to save me"

    and the ship sailed off.

    the man floated there and was eaten by sharks the next hour.

    as the mans soul lifted up to heaven the man asked god.

    "hey \/\/TF why didnt u save me?"

    god replied "what!? i sent 2 boats to rescue you."

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Internet Explorer and My Documents, My Computer, ect. wont open?

    whenever i try to open internet explorer it comes up wit an internet explorer error

    then whhen i try to open control panel .. a windows explorer error

    i also get windows explorer error for like everythin

    my computer, my documents, everything thats pretty much has my stuff...

    yep forgot to download firefox too.. so no int. access yet im sittin here payin for cable..

    so theres the whole shabang

    inter expl. error for my internet

    and windows expl. error for my comp.

    any ways i can fix it?

    3 AnswersSoftware1 decade ago
  • Where can i buy skittles in the big packs in L.A.?

    skittles,m'ms and ect.

    lookin for like the big boxes that contain like 36 of em

    where can i buy em from

    none at costco -.-

    1 AnswerOther - Food & Drink1 decade ago
  • Question Regarding Guild Wars?

    Whats up with the Guild Wars 1.

    Guild Wars 2.

    Special Edition.

    Night Fall.

    i dont get it?

    are they all the same , different games or what?

    are they like expansions?

    if u are a guild wars player plz update me wit this info.

    thx peace

    3 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • GUILd WARS 2 OR UNREAL TOURnEY 3!?

    bout to go the store which one shuld i buy?

    plz help quick

    3 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • Looking for a fun new Game.?

    hey.

    im preferrably looking for a singleplayer game.

    im tired of all these online mmo's.

    i hate boring stuff like grinding and questing.

    i want action action action.

    plz list a phew games that u hav played that were fun.

    and match my description.

    thx peace

    6 AnswersVideo & Online Games1 decade ago
  • Those Dam Fish?

    There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.

    He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"

    A preacher walked by.

    The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"

    The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."

    So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.

    The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.

    "Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."

    The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"

    THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."

    As they ate, The preacher told his son.

    "Son pass over that dam fish."

    The son's eyes brightened.

    "Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,

    "Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Two Friends Hunting?

    There were once two hunters in the woods. (Charles & Fred)

    As they were searching to hunt game.

    Charles collapsed onto the ground. He held his breath to try to trick his friend.

    Fred was surprised and suddenly got worried.

    He called 911 and said "Help!! My friend just fell I think hes dead!"

    The Operator said "Calm down sir!! check his pulse and make sure hes dead first"

    Fred loaded his 12 Gauge and made sure Charles was dead.

    The Opearator heard a "BOOM!"

    As Fred's voice trailed back on the phone.

    "Okay Now what?"

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Stranded pirates?

    There were 3 pirates on an island.

    A Bottle washed up along the shore and a Genie came out.

    The Genie said Ill grant you each one wish.

    1

    The First Pirate said "I wish I was a fish!"

    And he was blessed and swam to the city.

    2

    The Second Pirate said "I wish I was an eagle!"

    And he was blessed and flew to the city.

    3

    The Third Pirate said "I wish I was smart!"

    And he was blessed.

    So he walked on the bridge to the city.

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Final: Contender UK vs USA?

    who won?

    k9 or that skinhead nazi lookin dude

    5 AnswersBoxing1 decade ago
  • 2 Friends Hikin?

    Two frends were in the woods.(Charles & Fred)

    They were exploring the great wilderness.

    While they were hiking a rattle snake slithered out and bit charles rite on the buttcheek.

    Fred became worried and said "I'll go find help, theres a city just a mile from here!"

    As Fred ran to the city he finally found a clinic.

    "Doctor! my friend just got bitten by a rattlesnake!"

    The Doctor said "I cannot come, im watching over a patient who is in labor , she can have her baby at any time!"

    Fred becomes anxious and says "What can I do to save my friend."

    the doctor said " Okay you must first moisten the bite with some acid, urine would be the most sufficient."

    "Then let the bite moisten with the urine for a minute then cut the bite and suck out the poison, and your friend will live."

    Fred quickly runs out of the clinic to his friend in the woods.

    Charles is on the ground still consious sayin "fred , did you find any help?"

    as fred says."yup . i found doctor! but he said you gonna die."

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Lonely soldiers?

    Deep in Saudi Arabia there was a terrorist group.

    on the outskirts to the east there was a lookout.

    that was very small but very important.

    Commander Cool was ranked high enough to attend the outpost lookout. so he went.

    when he got there. 5 highly ranked soldiers greeted him.

    one of the soldiers showed him whered he sleep where hed wait and where hed go to the bathroom.

    as they reached the back of the lookout the soldier showed commander cool a camel.

    the soldier told commander that the camel was for when the soldiers got lonely and need some lovin.

    so one nite commander cool felt very aroused and snuck to the back to the camel.

    he humped the camel from the behind and screamed IM THE MAN!

    as the soldiers rushed in they were astonished.

    commander cool shouted ." ya i bet i stretched his hole the widest!:

    as one of the soldiers say." U prolly did becuz we usually ride the camel to town to get some hookers."

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • These Dam fish?

    There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.

    He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"

    A preacher walked by.

    The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"

    The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."

    So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.

    The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.

    "Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."

    The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"

    THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."

    As they ate, The preacher told his son.

    "Son pass over that dam fish."

    The son's eyes brightened.

    "Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,

    "Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"

    peace yall

    -AndrUUUUU

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Two Hunters in the woods?

    There were once two hunters in the woods. (Charles & Fred)

    As they were searching to hunt game.

    Charles collapsed onto the ground. He held his breath to try to trick his friend.

    Fred was surprised and suddenly got worried.

    He called 911 and said "Help!! My friend just fell I think hes dead!"

    The Operator said "Calm down sir!! check his pulse and make sure hes dead first"

    Fred loaded his 12 Gauge and made sure Charles was dead.

    The Opearator heard a "BOOM!"

    As Fred's voice trailed back on the phone.

    "Okay Now what?"

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • here a joke for u that builds up?

    There was once a girl who met her mother for the first time.

    The Mother wanted to make a good first impression on the little girl so she took her to the mall.

    The little girl asked

    "Mommy, How old are you?"

    The Mother said"Your not suppsoe to ask that to women

    you'll learn later"

    The little girl asked.

    "Mom, How much do you weigh?

    The Mother said"Your not suppose to ask that to women you'll learn later.

    "Mommy why'd you and dad divorce?

    The Mother was silent and sadened.

    After they left the mall The mother dropped the little girl off at a friends house.

    "I'll pick u up in an hour!"

    "Okay Mom"

    While the girl was at her friend's house,she asked her friend.

    "My new mommy wont tell me anythinabout her!"

    The friend said "Just take a look at her drivers lisence its like a report card."

    The nxt time The Girl and her mother wnt to the mall.

    The little girl said.

    "Mom are you 5feet,2 inches and 130 pounds?"

    "Yes how'd you know!"

    "And I know why daddy divorced you!

    You got an F in sex!"

    2 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • 3 stranded pirates?

    There were 3 pirates on an island.

    A Bottle washed up along the shore and a Genie came out.

    The Genie said Ill grant you each one wish.

    1

    The First Pirate said "I wish I was a fish!"

    And he was blessed and swam to the city.

    2

    The Second Pirate said "I wish I was an eagle!"

    And he was blessed and flew to the city.

    3

    The Third Pirate said "I wish I was smart!"

    And he was blessed.

    So he walked on the bridge to the city.

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago