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There are a dozen mounds of dirt very close together, each one is about a foot wide, but I cant seem to find any holes underneath - is this a mole? What can I do?

I'm looking for the end of year appreciation gifts for 1 male teacher & 2 female teachers (not chocolates or wine) At Christmas I bought necklaces for the women & a key chain for the man...

size of a pencil point that are spreading accross the back of her neck. Any ideas what this could be?

It is "loading" all the time, but I cant even send an email to Yahoo asking for help!

I put the oven on low and let it cook slowly, for a crispy skin do I cook it on a higher temp at the beginning or at the end of time

An occassional bedwetting too. She has been potty trained for 1 year & 1/2 and this is her second year of preschool (she loves it)

(No recent changes that could be an emotional regression.)

We already use a sticker chart for geneeral good behaviour so I need some other ideas. If your ideas dont work I'll take her to the doctor.

A few Arrrhhhggghhhs to make your day........

1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island,

but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

So which one is your fave? Which is the worst?

(Thanks to Deb for these)

have you heard of anyone going so long without their period? Yes, I'm taking the pill...

how long does it take? Is there a particular suburb you like? Looking for a family nieghbourhood but I don't drive (yet!)

I occassionally put up "clean" jokes, things that I've been emailed that make me laugh... But recently they have been removed by yahoo: "not a question" etc. Here's my question how often does that happen to you & for what reason? You can also post your refused joke in you answer too! (keep it clean tho ;)

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 news. The current

news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump.

The station cuts to a commercial.

Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump.

Blonde: OK.

(back to newscast)

He jumps.

Blonde: OK Here's my $20.

Brunette: No, that was too easy. I can't take it.

Blonde: I insist. I lost.

Brunette: I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasn't really a good bet.

Blonde: I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didn't think he would be stupid enough to jump twice.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No donut!

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?

14. I pay your salary!

15. So, uh, you on the take, or what?

16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

will spend 20mins chewing 1 mouthful of whatever (rice, ground meat, potatoes) til I go crazy asking her to eat and finally send her away from the table cuz everyone else is finished. What can I do?

I'm seeing good house prices and am wondering what sort of reputations that they have?