Tek ~aka~Legs!

an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

is so good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?

with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

considered to be an invertebrate?

to death and end up in hell, wouldn't you be really comfortable, at some point along the way?

crossed a chicken with a zebra, would they get a four-legged chicken with its own bar code?

it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?

dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

The Hylexin advertisement on the answers page? Does it make you laugh that their representation of dark circles looks like a football players reflection marks, or is it just me?

a person who beats a psychopath to your door?

a halo only has to fall eleven inches to become a noose?

you have had to face this year?

stationery store one that pretty much stays at the same location?

you cried?

dotted with many tempting parking places?

of unison an only male child?

with a jar of peanut butter would I get an elephant that sticks to the roof of my mouth?

So I decided I would get a book from the library called, ‘How to Hold Up a Bank’. The plan didn’t go too well and when I got back to my car, I figured out why. The subtitle was ‘A New Way to Control Soil Erosion.’ Will I ever learn??

when all about you are losing theirs just mean you just haven’t grasped the situation?