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I didn't have a choice, Vista came with the computer. Many internet pages open up extremely small and can't be enlarged. The nice big screen on this laptop is useless. How do I get full screen images like Windows XP had? Also I hate this tap to click feature. I know how to turn it off on XP but can't find it on Vista. I have a Dell Inspiron E1505. Thanks for any help.

first job and who did you work for?

You know the one, the one everybody raves about, the one everybody requests time after time! It's so easy and yet so sublime.... it's time to share it!

Just a thought, the Dems want a timetable for leaving Iraq. So how about 180 days after the last bomb goes off? If it's wrong to want to win, then I guess that means wanting to lose is correct. Why doesn't that sound right?

You see if I say I dislike anybody that wants to destroy my country, my answer gets removed by the YAHOO NAZI's. So let's all just join hands and sing Kumbaya until we're nuked into third world status. I love the terrorists, don't you? Yahoo does.

I keep hearing about global warming, both sides just as adamant that the other is insane. I hear about the destruction of the rainforests and how terrible that is. But today I stumble on this article in Scientific American that seems to say if global warming continues, the rainforests will spread. Wouldn't that be a good thing? If I can travel from SoCal to Brazil and survive simply by wearing different clothes, what's the big deal? I now have more plants giving off more oxygen. That's good isn't it? If the Aztecs and Mayans could build huge cities in the jungles, why couldn't we? I seriously want to know. Thank you for your answers.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanId=sa013&arti...

Okay, here are the limits: must be alive, no more than one member from a current or past band, must be rock/metal/grunge genre. so who is in your superband?

Seems to be a few of these popping up today, what's your favorite "Sick joke"?

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I could have a gold

urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting Ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone..."

Just a quick poll, what country are you in right now?

Does it know something I don't? Did I miss tax day?

Is anybody else frustrated by the way Yahoo handles violations? If you respond to the form letter violation notice, you get a form letter response. If you respond to that form letter, you get another form letter back. The one thing you will never get from Yahoo is an answer. If you are as frustrated by this as I am, leave a response. Show Yahoo we want a change. Speak up now!

He attacks George Bush as being responsible for the 9/11 attacks and yet when I reverse the same attack by suggesting it was his people - face it, Sahiddd is an Arabic name - my answer gets pulled and I get a violation notice. Why is there such an incredible double standard here? Has anyone ever responded to a violation notice and gotten anything other than a form letter in response? Yahoo employees simply don't have the courage or intelligence to explain themselves. Why is that. Note: this question will be pulled by Yahoo so don't put too much effort into your answer. Thank you.

Who would win, Hillary Clinton or Condie Rice? And would you view it on Pay TV?

I need to get back into losing weight, WW worked for me, but I just couldn't get to the meetings. On line may be the way to go, just looking for someone with experience using it.

It seems, myself included, that no one can have a decent discussion any more. It seems to break down to name calling and insults without logic. Which side are you and what is your opinion?

Exit stage right, running all the way!

What was this cartoon character's name? Bugging the crap out of me.

Apparently I posted my first test on short bus day... Here's how it works. I make up a punchline, you create a joke for it. How clever and funny are you? So here's today's entry:

So the man yells,"Waiter! I said DUCK SAUCE!"

Now you write the joke, okay?