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I know that the Formular is Invoice Amount - Expenses = Profit

Then Profit devided by your Expenses X 100 = Pententage

BUT

If my Invoice is R500 and my Expanses is 0. Then my formular doesn't work

Im very confused.

If the Person is my cousin, then what will they be to my children

If my cousin has a child then what is the child to me? and what will that child be to my child?

And

If I have a Half Aunt and Half Cousin. What will they be to my child?

I have many of these Questions. Any idea where I can get the answers?

I want to go for one but dont know the difference and at how many weeks is the last time you can go?

Im expecting my 2nd child now. Its a girls.

I have this name...Tell me what you think:

Taniqua (Means Prophet)

Maria (In memory of her Ouma/Grand that past away)\

Sage (Means advisor)

So she will be called Taniqua Maria Sage

I want to go into my fav Chat room and say hi to my buds but am not allowed to download messenger on my Uncles PC.

Im here on holiday for 2 weeks

The emails I get I can only access by going into www.yahoo.com but I would like my yahoo account to be activated on my microsoft outlook.

I dont wont to go onto the internet to get my emails.

Please tel me how I can do this

Tks

Is there a way I can put docs in a folder on my PC that than be accessed by my Admin ladies on their pc's without them having to come to my PC to do any changes.

So If one changes something on their pc on that doc then it will be changed on all the pc's on the same doc

Im pregnant and having a son.

What do you think of the name Kiawyn Dre`?

Im going for a dress fitting for my sisters wedding.

when they give a tel number say 555?

Everyone please give the certain info

Your real Name

Gender

age

and where you live.

I want to get to know the people we speak to and see everyday

MINE

Tammy

Female

24

South Africa JHB

About time. Man I reach lever 5!!!!.

Didnt think Id be so happy to see that number

I need some fun ideas to do for a linen party. My sister is getting married and I need to set up the games and funny things for her.

You only get married once and I want to be different

Choose a word that best discribles you and how...

Zoo

Star

Billboard

raincoat

shoe lace

jelly

Soap

We did this at work, everything means something else.

Enjoy

a choice between having a boat and a coolerbox filled with drinks for the weekend vs a day at the spa for full treatment, lunch included...

What would you choose? and name 3 cartoon characters you wud take with you...

cummon have some fun in your thought (",)

Here I poem I finnished today. Pls give me your comments

Stand alone is the scattered crowd

DO NOT fight your inner self,

Welcome it in a balance of control.

Stand not alone with ones heart,

Hear the loud words of your soul.

DO NOT look into those lifeless eyes,

Keep your feet firmly of that shameless law.

Where time does not stand still,

But you can’t admit your cowardly flaw.

SAD to know that this pain caused,

Came from a place of external hatred.

Not your own but that of the voices,

your soul to them, not at all sacred.

WHERE are those you shed blood for?

Only the Shadows of the dead remain.

Gone are the intriguing crowds.

Alone are your thoughts of misery and shame.

WAS it worth it all?

-Written by Tammy Marshall

04/01/2007

people that wear glasses...are they more sophisticated?

And would that be the huge frames or the small frames?

Im getting married and want to make a bride and groom for my cake, out of icing.

it will be a three tear. I want to put the bride(icing mould) at the top holding a silver string to the Groom(also an icing mould) tied around his neck.

Ill paint it with food colouring but how do I make the moulds out of Icing?

Bathroom Break

On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."

A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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Apples and Cookies

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian elementary school for lunch . At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

A teacher had made a note, and posted on the apple tray. It said, "Take only one, God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note by the cookies that said,

"Take all you want, God is watching the apples!"

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Saying Grace

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house.

Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.

"Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied.

"Of course you do," his mother insisted, "we say a prayer before eating at our house."

"That's at our house," Johnny explained, "but this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!"

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Right and Wrong

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.

"All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money, what would I be?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, "You'd be his wife!"

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech Support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?

Customer: Yeah....

Tech Support: And what sort of computer are you using?

Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

Tech Support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!

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Tech Support: What kind of computer do you have?

Female Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.

Customer: No . wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....

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Tech Support: Click on the 'My Computer' icon on the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech Support: