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I am building a L shaped patio. how many 4 inch X 8 inch bricks will cover a 10x10 area? i have aprox 1050 bricks, how would this lay out?

A salesman was traveling through the Maine

country side, selling

insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and

tried his pitch on the

farmer.

"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be

bitten again. I

guarantee it."

The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you

a proposition.

I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked,

covered with that bug

spray.

If there is not a single bite on you come

morning, I'll buy a whole

case from you, and get everyone in the county to

buy a case we will

make you rich.

The salesman was delighted. They went to the

field and he stripped.

The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug

spray and tied him to a stake. Back to the house went the farmer.

The next morning, the farmer and his family

trooped out to the

cornfield.

Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in

his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a

total wreck!

Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one

bite on him. The

farmer was perplexed.

"Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on

you but you look

like hell! What the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and

croaked,

"Doesn't that calf have a mother?"

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I wish yahoo would trace down the person sending this around, and delete their Account

We are getting hail up to 4 1/4 inch! Thats the size of a softball! we are getting that about 30 miles south of Minneapolis right now 11:00 am central time. Holy S#&%

check it out

http://www.kmsp.com/news/story.asp?1654981

Went to mow my lawn today and my plastic gas cap on the mower is all hacked-up! went to change it with my other mower and same thing, and on my chain saws and snowblowers!

Upon closer examination it looks like pencil wide tooth marks.

I think so, I know East Bay Punk can get this one1, WHERE DID HE COME UP WITH THAT NAME?

That would stay up all nite wondering if there is really a DOG?

I am running out of room. Would it hurt either computer?

Hai Daiyya..bas bhi karo..log kya kahenge!

my boss got suspended for posting this answer under computer help, I told him about the site tech support forum

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I am bummed out cause he's gonna cancel yahoo on our work computer's