Nino

A woman & a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, Monday

morning.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of

them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should

meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this

must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My

car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in

agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the

woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands

it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever and they could be evil. Don't mess with them.