Creepy Man2

Anyone know the movies about the CIA agent or ex CIA agent, or might just be a mercenary ex military guy, who goes undercover and has to rescue this woman from this dude... I know its really vague, but just give me any amount of movies like that, and Ill find it. I remember it was really good with lots of action scenes. Thanks a lot =D

Cutler and Rivers used to jaw all the time in his Broncos days... Yet Rivers plays on a torn MCL and Cutler cant play on a frickin sprained MCL? He can't plant - neither could Rivers, but elite, or even good quarterbacks gut it out. THrow off the back foot if you have to. its not like SD had a halfass backup that they desperately needed RIvers - Volek is one of the top backup QB's. Still not liking CUtler

I had a little bet with my bro - I put five bucks on the Saints vs the Seahawks, and he put up whatever the odds were for the Seahawks. Problem is, I dont know what the odds are? If I put five bucks on the Saints, how much would he be putting up?

Heroes? From NBC. I liked it, but does anyone know a show which was or is like Heroes? Last ten years please, i dont want some 1950 black and white show

(P.S. - How about funny/action ones like Chuck?)

(I already asked this, but i got not too hot answers.

Heroes? From NBC. I liked it, but does anyone know a show which was or is like Heroes? Last ten years please, i dont want some 1950 black and white show

I want you guys's opinions for the better offense in the NFl currentlly. A tops running game or a tops passing game. I say passing, but how bout you?

Does anyone know my what my weight should be? Im a 13 year old 5-10 or 5-11. I'd look it up in the internet, but none have anything up to 5-10 for a 12-13 year old... And I have never tried a bench press or squat, so that probably throws some off. I do play a lot of tennis though, if that helps. If i had to guess, I'd say I could bench press maybe 80 or 90?

Which city has the best weather in the U.S? Im going San Diego, but how bout you guys?

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"

Lucky Leprechaun

Bob is in a casino playing pontoon. He's been there all evening. He's had a miserable run and lost almost everything. "Surely my luck must change" he thinks to himself. "I'll give it one last go." He pulls from his jacket pocket the deeds to his house. This represents everything he has left in this world.

The croupier deals the cards and he picks them up. First a jack - looks hopeful. Then a six "Sh*t !!!" he says to himself. "Sixteen - what am I going to do." He stares vacantly at the two cards in his hand as his future seems to ebb away. What is he going to do ??

Suddenly a leprechaun appears on his shoulder and looks at the cards and then at Bob. It starts jumping up and down saying "Twist, twist". Bob is awakened from his reverie by the noise and looks, slightly disbelievingly at the leprechaun.

"Who are you?" Bob says.

"Twist, twist" says the leprechaun.

"But I've got everything riding on this. I've already lost all of my money and car. If I lose this I've lost my house as well."

"Twist, twist" cries the leprechaun.

Bob looks at the leprechaun and thinks "Well perhaps ....." Eventually he decides to trust the leprechaun. "Twist" he says to the croupier. He turns the card offered. It is a two. Huge sigh of relief, perspiration wiped from brow, buttocks unclenched. "I'm OK" Bob thinks.

"Twist, twist" the leprechaun says, jumping up and down again.

"But, it's eighteen. That's a good score. I've got a good chance with that."

"Twist,twist"

"Are you sure??"

"Yeah, you'll be OK. Twist, twist"

Bob agonises for a few seconds and eventually reasons that the leprechaun was right last time so he goes for it. "Twist, please" The croupier draws another card - an ace!

"Wow" says Bob to himself and sits back thinking he could now recover all he lost earlier. He is just about to place his cards face down when .....

"Twist, twist"

"What? But I've got 19. If I twist I'll probably go bust."

"Twist, twist. Go on!"

Bob thinks to himself that the leprechaun hasn't let him down yet so he decides to back it one last time.

"Twist please."

The croupier draws the card. Slowly Bob reaches for it and pulls it up to his hand. He looks at it. A two. Twenty One, a five card trick. He has done it. He's got his house back, recovered all his money and made a few grand on top. Yeeesssss!!!!!

The leprechaun who has now stopped jumping up and down is motionless, staring at the cards. It turns to Bob and says "You jammy b*stard!!"

Please tell me how to work this site? I really dont get it!

A guy was very sick one week, and his doctors told him he was about to die. He wasnt very religious, but he prays, "God, if you get me out of this mess, I'll sell my house and give the money to the poor." So he really gets healed, but has second thoughts about his promise. He hits upon an idea, and puts up a sign that says...

House for sale: 1 dollar.

To buy house, must buy cat: 500000 dollars.

He sold it and dropped the dollar in a homeless guys cup.

=D

Whats the movie where theres two lawyers competing in new york. one is a redheaded woman called nicole or something, and the others a man called daniel i think... They start competing and stuff, and they like get married, but find out its not for real, and also theres a band leader with a wife called salina or something like that who is having marriage problems. Whoever tells me it first gets 10 points

Whats the movie with a babysitter who puts the people she babysits in bed, then goes downstairs. After that, someone with an ominous voice calls her, and says are they in bed yet, or something like that, and the police traces the call to upstairs?

Now, I'm a huge bolts fan, so I'm biased. But I have reason to believe they'll go all the way. This is largely based on last years playoffs. I hope we play Tennessee and Pittsburgh. We beat colts last year, and with almost none of our stars healthy. This year we lost, but that was b4 our 4 game surge. Tennessee is way overrated. We'll obilerate them, just like last year. Pittsburgh, I believe, will be overconfident and lose.

I got offered Jay Cutler and Steve Smith (Panthers, not Giants) for Drew Brees. I have no back up, now that Orton is injured, but a friend has Rivers, Big Ben, and Peyton Manning. I could probably trade for Manning or Big Ben, but I dont want Rivers. Should I take the deal? I got decent WR's though, - Plaxico Burress, Jericho Cotchery, Santonio Holmes, and Desean Jackson. What do you think? Take it?

Lol. Today, my opponent led by 3 points. I had two WR. He had Jay Cutler and Pittman. I was going to start Moss, Marshall, Royal, and , but since he had only 2 guys left, the QB and Pittman, I put Marshall and Royal and Stokely. (I picked Stokely off waivers last week, but I wasnt planning to use him...) I figured the QB cant do much better than his WR's combined, unless he goes to Scheffler all day. I was gambling that they wouldnt run either. What do u think about my move?

I got two teams, could you guys rate them?

No. 1:

http://30809163452.football.nfl.com/teams/page

No. 2:

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/clubhouse?leagueId=70...

Ok, I was an idiot. I got Terrell Owens, Anquan Boldin, Larry Fitzgerald, TJ Housh, Reggie Wayne and Braylon Edwards. (My starting qb is Campbell, backup is Trent Edwards... My starting Rb's are Michael Turner and Willis McGahee. My starting Te is Owen Daniels. My starting DST is Bucs, and My kciker is Shayne Graham. Ok.. I spent my first 4 picks on WR's, next one on QB's, and next two on Wr's again. I think you can see that... I got one backup Rb and One backup DST. I think I was just a little bit stupid in the draft?

What I'm asking is, what WR's do you think I should trade off?

What book is this? Please tell me the title?

Does anyone know the book that features a teen named Rocco or something like that? There is a letter of some sort related to his grandmother and i remember something about ketchup or blood or something. He has a sister and mom and dad. He becomes unconcsious one day and wakes up in a strange land. When he grows conscious, He sees a girl playing knuckles - with human knuckles. He meets Ilsabeth there. There is also some kind of medicine woman there (I think her name starts with an A. Ilsabesth has a brother that I forgot the name of and teaches Rocco hunting. At dinner, he says Rocco is "Masterful" (im not sure about that part. However, the brother allows Rocco to get hurt severely by some kind of wolf. He marries Ilsabeth. After some guy comes to the village, he crosses a bridge and suddenly wakes up in the real world. His sister shows him a picture, and he says"the mountains be beautiful." He has a rock and some dust he brought back of him. (There was like a picture of a tent on the rock or something.)

Please, If anyone knows the name of this book, tell me and i will give u ten points. Thanks