tangie1247

I have always wanted to see who would win in this type of brawl. Be it bar room or street battle.

A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whore house. The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $100 ?". The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do ?".

The guy replied that all the cabbie has to do was go inside the whore house and grab his wife and put her in the back of the cab and take them home. So the cabbie goes in. A couple of minutes later the door to the whore house gets kicked open, and the cabbie is dragging this women out who is kicking, biting, punching, and fighting all the way to the cab. The cabbie opens the door to the cab, throws the girl inside, and tells the man, "Here hold her !!".

The man looks down at the girl and says to the cabbie, "THIS AIN'T MY WIFE".

The cabbie replied, "I KNOW, IT'S MINE....I'M GOING BACK IN FOR YOURS !!".

The 6th grade science teacher asked her class, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" No one answered for a long time until little Mary stood up, angry, and told the teacher that she should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. She was going to tell her parents, who would tell the principal, who would fire the teacher!

The teacher ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Finally Billy stood up and said that the body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.

The teacher said "Very good, Billy." Then she turned to Mary and said, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

1) you have a dirty mind,

2) you didn't read your homework,

and

3) one day you will be very, very disappointed."

My friend recently confessed that she caught her hubby molesting her daughter.