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Looking for name and website of companies in Australia that sell ANSI projector, OHP and trolleys.

Looking companies that have a good deal in price for those stuffs.

Not interested in Ebay!

It's unsual! it never happen b4...any suggestion in how to fix it?It's been several days like that....?!!!!If I got new email n it will said 2 while only 1 new there....!!!any help?!

Love the song n the beat.........so cool!!!

eeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwwww, can't believe it's 4 real!!!

i don understand what is the story behind that, i noticed that a lot of ppl asking about hating Jews for the better?!what is wrong?what kind of ppl hate them?r u talking about fanatic jews or...?they are not involved in terrorist activities right?coz i'm Asian so i don really know the culture about Jews V who???!!!

(Act 1)

Ah Beng calls the telephone operator:

Ah Beng: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"

Operator: "Just a minute..."

Ah Beng: "Thank you."

Ah Beng got his answer and cut off the line.

(Act 2)

At a bar in New York, the man sat next to Ah Beng told the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."

and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."

The bartender turned to Ah Beng and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Ah Beng replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

(Act 3)

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,

Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.

"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said.

"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.

Ah Beng replied, "No, it is not long at all, look ! at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

(Act 4)

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.

During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."

The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"

Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"

Host : "Quiet please."

Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying,

"C'mon man, I don't need their help? I got more original answer. My answer is "Gu ni!" (milk in Hokkien)

(Act 5)

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.

After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.

Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support.

Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...."

(Act 6)

In the class.

Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"

Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother."

Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"

Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo.

So if they walk together, we can say they are 'Cow Pay Cow Boo'."

(Act 7)

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and

he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lor- but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. So Kena lor!""Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?"

Ah Beng: "That stupid fellow called back again loh!"

(Act 8 )

Why did Ah Beng go to! a movie with his 18 friends?

Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan

(anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan

(anyone)!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is

this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to

talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you

want

to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent

matter

about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan

(anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)?

as

involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got

injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being

sent

to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan

(everyone)

is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no

one

was sent to the hospital, then the accident

isn't an

urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but

I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me

your name!!

hell yeah!!what were they thinking???

I never have pets n thinking of it (dogs), i know they're fun n stuffs but i'm scared that it will be a total disaster to take care of them especially if they poo everywhere or get sick.