darkness_returns

So I was out mowing the yard and a monster weed didn't like that I was going for it with our weed-whacker and it bit me! I thought I was imagining things but it turned real quick and got my leg before I could get the weedeater onto it!

Both my dog and all my friends cats go nuts when we play with the laser pointers, my dog loves it, actually tries to bite the dot but wondered what it is about it that makes them react that way?

She's just wonderful and special and I really do love her, should I tattoo her name on my chest or shoulder?

Just for giggles people....

She's rich and famous,

But still going to jail,

Where nobody will care,

When she's broken a nail,

Her meals will be sparse,

With no booze or parties in sight,

45 days with no cell phone?

Yup, you got that right,

Her makeup will be thinner,

But of course no cameras to see,

And instead of her Hilton throne,

She'll have a bucket to pee,

It's nice to see even miss Hilton,

Get what she does deserve,

She's just lucky I'm not the judge,

Or it'd be hard labor she'd serve!!!

Is this the way education is going these days? I've seen some questions here which I'm sure your texts books would give you the answers for, I mean come on, if you don't understand something, ask your tutor! I suppose it'd work if you want a career working in Walmart.....

I write a lot and a lot of the poems I wrote to her I'm pretty proud of but I'm getting married to a wonderful woman and in 2 minds whether to keep them or not. Parted with the ex on really good terms so there's no bitterness or anything like that....

Just read a news article about dealing with UK's youth crime and Cameron, the UK conservative leader said "Cameron will say that there should still be "painful consequences" for criminal acts, but "a lot more love" should be shown for those who keep within the bounds of good behaviour." HAVE A WORD These little B******** need to be sent to boot camp, teach them some respect, not hugged and told "hey, respect people and rewards will flow your way" Anyone else hate hippies?