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A short Poem?
She Offered her Honour
He Honoured her Offer
Then All Night Long
It was on her
and off her
4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoA man travels to mexico?
On his first morning in country he has breakfast in a little restuarant near the hotel. He notices one guy eating this massive plate of meat with the most tantalizing Fajita smell coming off of it. He hungrliy asks the waiter for the same thing. The waiter responds that that is not possible today since it is the reproductive organ of the bull from yesterdays bullfight, but it is possible 4 days from now since there is a waiting list. THe man thinks this is great so he puts his name on the list.
4 days pass and the guy goes and his breafast is waiting for him. He scarfs it down and it is most delicious,
one thing bothers him and he asks the waiter why his portion was so small and the one he saw 4 days ago was huge.
The waiter replys " Well, Senor, Sometimes the bull, he wins."
16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago