Issa

i heard from someone that if your under the age of 18 and you get pregnant you are legally allowed to move out as long as you have a stable environment to live in. I wanted to know if this is true or not and if so how old do you have to be?

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?" The shepherd, always the gentlemen replied, "Of course." The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, "352."

This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, "You're right! Okay, I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock." The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any others.

When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "Okay, now I have a propostition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"

Give them a ball and tell them to put it in the corner of a circular room!!!!

The doctor says,"John, your wife had triplets." John says, "I'm not surprised, I've got a d*ck like a chimney." The doctor says "Well you better clean it, because they're all black."