G00NER

A guy, clearly a Derby fan, walks into a bar, dressed in a Derby County jersey, walking a dog.

"Hey, no pets here," said the bartender

The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! I'm a big fan, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where I can see the game."

After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning

him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any

trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar

and watch the game.

After just two minutes in the game, an opposing player gets sent off.

Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

"Oh my, that was an amazing thing for a dog to do!" says the bartender. "What does it do when your team scores a goal?"

"Oh," replied the guy."I don't know....I only had him for 5 years."