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can anyone tell me the song title and who sang it...!? it's played in the new nhs smoking advertisement, the lyrics i remember are 'your my chocolate sundae, your my sugar plum, apple pie and lollipops all rolled into one'...it's a little girl singing the lyrics, and i can remember my nana telling me that it's some old famous actress. thanks and take care.x.

do you look in the mirror...or any other reflective surface!?

i was in a restaurant with a friend, and when being served by the waiter, i would be courteous and say please and thank you when appropriate...after the waiter left a friend then said why are you being so nice to them, am i wrong in treating someone with respect, do you use please and thank yous in such situations!?

thanks and take care.x.

i've just heard hurt by johnny cash on an advertisement...and yes i did well up...take care.x.

i'm wanting to buy one, i already have a macbook, but am looking for a cheap desktop, i was just wondering if any one knew if you could like just connect it with like any plasma/lcd tv or if you have to use a specified one!?

thanks and take care.x.

not sure exactly when it was released late nineties i think, it was a french female singer, the video was set in the countryside and she took the bus to a club in the city, and at the end it shows her walking down a road with a little girl! it was a massive song! and it's getting on my nerves that i can't remember it! lols! thanks and take care.x.

im sick of seeing half naked people everywhere, in the supermarket, at the petrol station! put on some clothes, your not in the bahamas!

what exactly are they, my cousin told me he uses them on forums because then the moderators cant trace your ip or something, confused here as to if it's legal and things like that, thanks and take care.x.

is there a possible way to find out if anyone died at a certain address, without having the name of the occupier, just to find if any deaths have happened in that house?

thank you.x.

we've danced the whole night through

good mornin' good morning to you!

has it been a good morning for you!?!

take care.x.

will you miss me!?!

if you say no. i just might cwy and cwy and cwy!

and then have to come and find you and make you eat worms. yummy!

(im sure someone has put something in my coffee, i sincerely apologise for my stupidity, but the worms thing is true)

take care.x.

okay so if someone said this to you, would your reaction be like mine!?!

"omg, cry me a river, build a bridge then get over it!"

i punched her in the face then said,

"omg you broke your nose, cry me a river, build a bridge then get over it!"

have a nice day.x.

how often do you tell your self to shut up?

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to tell my boss to go eat rocks, the next time his mum calls and he asks me to tell her he's not in!?!

im sick of having half hour conversations about how lovely he was as a child and how he doesnt love her anymore now he's a big boy.x.

if someone says you just asked a dumb question are they inferring that you yourself are dumb for asking it, well isn't it dumb of them to get annoyed by a dumb pointless question?

take care.x.

would you be flattered if you had a stalker?

take care.x.

if 60% of the reason you like children, is being the fact that they're not yours, do you think it would be a good idea having your own?

im sorry if this question is confusing, it surely confused my brain!

take care.x.

do you agree?

i know if my bf asked for an open relationship, i'd slap the silly out of him! and then say okay as long as i get to sleep with your brother.

take care.x.

how would you explain what a tampon is to a 5 yr old? .x.

do you like your job, and the environment you work in?

or would you like to flip the bird to every one of your colleagues and do something painful to your boss?

take care.x.