Moo

A friend asked this question:

"I recently went for a prostate exam, and found myself strangely aroused by the doctor's probing. How can I explain this to my GF?"

There was a hatted girl named Lily

Whose laugh sounded rather quite silly.

She danced on her toes

And spun out of control,

And landed on her poor little tooshie.

And then in her seated sanguinity

She had a strange craving for lolly.

She wrinkled her nose

And then she arose,

And ran all the way to her Swedey!

But, alas, when she reached his abode

He was working his little fellow.

Not to be left behind,

She knelt o'er his recline,

And proceed to give him the big O!

Let's say you are singing and doing your own thing, when somebody you don't know (and you're positive they don't know you, too) came up to you and said "I don't like you. You're really bad. Stop singing, and get rid of that cowboy hat!"

How would you react?