♥NEVAR♥

handle

bed do you sleep on

Crave

would ya let me in please

Up

have

special you are to me

pissed you off today

a little brighter

sick tomorrow

online or offline..Why?

will I see you later

attention

movie

window

activity

its raining and gloomy here but I'm feeling pretty good how about you

My Q's take so long to post.. if at all .

yeah this one will probably go right thru..

True" Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how muchWorse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.