Iron Maiden's Gonna Get Ya!

Hi :)

So, I am 12 days into my second strip of Cerazette. I am two days away from having a period for 3 weeks, is this common? I got told by the doctor it would be likely I wouldn't have any periods on it, but that wasn't guaranteed. Don't get me wrong, it has been very light and pain free, but 3 weeks?! :/

I'm getting other problems (rashes and itching... Sorry if tmi) from having to use sanitary products constantly.

I have an appointment with the doctor on the 15th anyway as he wanted to see me this month to see how I'm getting on with it etc so I will be asking him about this (hopefully it will have stopped by then though, goodness me!), but I just wondered if anyone else has experienced this or similar?

Thanks!

For about a week, my big toe on my right foot has felt like there's something wrapped around it, like cotton or something. At first I thought it was cotton from inside my sock, but no.

It's not numb or painful, just very annoying!!

Has anyone got any advice or am I gonna have to see a doctor (not very keen on that idea tbh!)?

Thanks :) x x

Basically, her giant space hopper, Santos, is just ALWAYS being ill tempered. He is constantly in the naughty corner and, to be honest, I think it's making him worse.

She's tried everything from bribing to being very strict, and even letting him getting his own way. I suggested she threaten to stab him, but she doesn't want to resort to this... plus, if it works he will likely only be pretending because it will be out of fear.

He used to be such a happy hopper and now he is breaking my friends heart with his behaviour, I really want to help them both so if anyone has any advice, I would be very greatful!!

Thanks in advance!

what would you choose instead?!

I have just gotten a contact phone on the Dolphin 15 price plan and I was wondering wondering about a couple of things to do with my unlimited texts;

Firstly, does that include picture messages or not?

Secondly, Does it include texts to abroad (I have firends in Brazil, Australia, Norway, Germany etc)?

Thanks for your help :)

My niece has given birth to her first baby last night (he was 9 days late and came along 2 days after she was induced!) I am soooo happy and can't wait to meet my lil great nephew :) even though being a great aunt just before I turn 24 isn't too flattering lol!

But anyway, I am wondering what can I get for my niece rather than the baby? He has more things than he will ever use right now lol and I think she deserves something too :)

Thanks for your help :D

(P.S. I wasn't sure where to put this Q :s)

My niece is due to have her baby any second/minute/hour/day lol and I don't know what to write in the card!

This might seem like a weird thing to ask too, but do I write the babys name or not? lol :s or just my niece and her boyfriends name?

Thanks for your help :D

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?"

The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home."

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"

The Aussie said "One."

The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"

"124,237.64. pounds" replied the Aussie.

The manager choked and exclaimed "124,237.64 POUNDS?! What the hell did you sell him?"

"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".

The manager, incredulous, said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and 4x4?"

"No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for

tampons for his lady friend and I said.........'Well, since your weekend's f**ked, you might as well go fishing."

Last night we cooked a pie on there lol (basically because the coals were still red hot and going to waste!!)

So, I was wondering if any of you have cooked something slightly unusual and not associated with a bbq before? Or have any more ideas? :D

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted

*Ring, ring, ring...*

"Hi honey, this is daddy."

"Is mommy near the phone?"

"No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul"

After a brief pause, daddy says...

"But honey you don't have an uncle Paul"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with mommy now"

Brief pause...

"Uh okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone....

"I did it daddy."

"And what happened, honey?"

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming."

"Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!! What about uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too."

"He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool."

"But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it."

"He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

Long pause....

Longer pause.....

Even longer pause...

Then daddy says...

"Swimming pool....?"

"Is this 486-5731?"

"No, I think you have the wrong number...."

and they say to you after they have done it "oh i just used your *whatever* hope you don't mind"

Is it wrong to still be annoyed at them even if you would have said yes if they had asked first?

This has been happening to me alot lately and it really annoys me, but then I think "well if I had been asked I would have said yes, so why am I so annoyed?"

Hope I make sense lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFbZjgAXwiU&feature...

It's in French and I have no idea why there is a huge gap at the end of it but nevermind!!

Wrong time of the year but hey lol

Do you know of any other Death Metal christmas songs and/or what would you like to see?

I think a Death Metal version of Away In A Manger could be cool!! :p

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090528/tod-oukoe-uk-...

I wouldn't have but I think I would have wanted to!

Wtf? Is this true? I have yet to do any real research into it, but does anyone know anything about this? :s

Please tell me it's not true!! Omg it can't be! :s

Personally I think it would be wrong and it will be a sad day if it happens. But it would probably mean more people will do it.

What do you all think and do you give blood?

Thought this was interesting, what are your views?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/blog/talking_politics/art...

The bars or the packet of sweets? :)

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090520/tuk-nhs-defend...

I don't know if this would work, but I think it would be worth a try! I honestly don't think it could do any harm.

What do you think? Have any of you seen it and if so what are your thoughts about the actual video?