SHARON

It just strikes me as a little odd.

No, I'm not interested in a burrito.

I've got a fifteen year old neighbour that does it regularly.

Sometimes she will stop in the middle of a sentence as if she's forgotten what she was saying, and starts up a good ten seconds later a little fumbled.

She looks as if she is deep in thought or perpetually confused all the time.

Is it even possible?

I've grown tired of expensive waxing and refuse to try it on my own.

How long does Nair last?

INGREDIENTS

* 1 cup butter, softened

* 1/2 cup white sugar

* 2 cups all-purpose flour

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* 4 eggs

* 1 1/2 cups white sugar

* 4 tablespoons all-purpose flour

* 2 lemons, juiced

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).

2. In a medium bowl, blend together softened butter, 2 cups flour and 1/2 cup sugar. Press into the bottom of an ungreased 9x13 inch pan.

3. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes in the preheated oven, or until firm and golden. In another bowl, whisk together the remaining 1/12 cups sugar and 1/4 cup flour. Whisk in the eggs and lemon juice. Pour over the baked crust.

4. Bake for an additional 20 minutes in the preheated oven. The bars will firm up as they cool. For a festive tray, make another pan using limes instead of lemons and adding a drop of green food coloring to give a very pale green. After both pans have cooled, cut into uniform 2 inch squares and arrange in a checker board fashion.

I bought a carton of SoGood chocolate the other day thinking it would be a nice change from the regular stuff I usually get. Well, it is disgusting. I don't want to have to pour it down the sink, so is there anything good I can use it in?

I miss that brown stuff immensely!

Also, I've heard that a lot of the choices aren't exactly delicious, so if you've got a favourite brand I'd love to hear about it.

Because from what I remember of cooking classes, pasta is preliminarily just wheat, water and egg. Are there special egg-free varieties we can eat?

Just started a week ago, and it's killing me already. Honestly, I've been living off of plain white bread and grapes.

Please teach me how to eat?

I've been a little lost ever since oink shut down.

Good? Bad?

Should I be worried about my mental health?

I mean, the man of my dreams is probably God.

So I've done nothing but casual sex for about a year now and I think I want a relationship. But as soon as I think long-term, all I can see is flaws.

Please help my cause.

Or was there more to them?

C'mon people. Help me out.

I'm tired of spending $15 on nine songs just to have them turn out to be a shriveled line of trash.