TheKlassyKamper

I really want to buy Destiny for the Xbone but I played the beta and it was SUPER glitchy. I couldn't even play multiplayer or the market sometimes it was so bad, I couldn't sign into the game! So, is Destiny still laden with glitches, or have they fixed all of them from the beta?

I'm 14 and I want to buy a Fleshlight secretly. I work for the money I make and I think that it's a perfectly good use of my debit card. However, I don't think my parents will think the same way. My reasoning is that since EVERYONE masturbates, it sounds completely contradictory that having a sex toy is viewed so negatively since you're basically doing the same thing. Going through puberty, I get a lot of urges and I don't see why it's viewed as wrong for me to fulfill them just because of my age. I've worked hard for that money and I should be able to use it how I want.

Anyway, I have a plan on how to keep it a secret but I have a few questions to make sure it'll work:

1. Does the "Sex in a Can" come in a box small enough to fit in a mailbox? Or will the postman throw it at the door?

2. Will an order of lube and the toy be in the same package?

3. If put a letter on the ground telling the postman to put the package in "x" spot, will they be cool enough to put it where I tell them?

4. How many days does it take the product to arrive on average? I need to be at the house when the package arrives.

5. Should I tell my parents about buying the Fleshlight?

This is kind of an embarrassing problem but the seams in my underwear/pants/swim trunks always rub against my rocky mountain oysters and it itches, even though they all are the right size. Anyway, is there seamless underwear, or seamless pants, because it's embarrassing to move my junk around all the time in public. Maybe the real problem is that my balls and dick are just too big ;)

This is kind of an embarrassing problem but the seams in my underwear/pants/swim trunks always rub against my rocky mountain oysters and it itches, even though they all are the right size. Anyway, is there seamless underwear, or seamless pants, because it's embarrassing to move my junk around all the time in public. Maybe the real problem is that my balls are just too big ;)

My theory is that the Wither boss will attack the Enderdragon and the Endermen will attack the Wither, while I hide out in a little obsidian shack and wait for the carnage to ensue. Will they both attack me instead, and will the Enderdragon try to attack the Wither?

Ghost sucks and I want to get another good COD game besides BO2. Which one would be worth the money? I really like zombies and I was thinking of BO1, but how was the multiplayer/campaign?

What does a pilot do when they spot a distress signal such as a flare, smoke, lanyard, etc? Do they tell search and rescue to look in those coordinates?

I really want to make my own lacrosse stick to save money. So how did the Native Americans make them, without bending the wood with steam and a vice? Also, if I heated up PVC could I make the net that way? Would PVC break if it hit another stick?

How much would one pontoon at least 20 feet long cost? How thick are the walls of a pontoon, are they made of aluminum, and what is the diameter of the inside? Lastly, how much pressure could the walls withstand?

My idea was to put a gas blower on the stern of my kayak and put the nozzle in halfway so the air would blow into the water and propel the kayak. I would steer with oars and I would use some system involving a string to pull the trigger of the blower, which I would put in the storage compartment of the stern. Would this ruin my blower? Would a gas blower even have the oomph to move the kayak?

I made detailed blue prints for a submarine but I have no idea how to make the hull. It's basically a copy of the USS turtle, I would only go 10-15 feet in the water, and it would be pedal powered. I had an idea of making a skeleton out of pipe and welding sheet metal to it. Would that work? Is it even possible to make the hull with conventional materials?

I really want to join the my local sea cadets unit but I have some questions:

1. How do I talk to my parents about it? They were supportive of me when I said I wanted to join the Navy, but they might think this is something for delinquents. Also, I've never been to camp before so I think that would really deter them, they are kind of overprotective when it comes to something like that.

2. How do I join exactly? Do I have to watch a drill with my parents?

3. How many weekends a month are drills, and at what time each day?

4. Will I be able to do this on a year round school schedule?

5. If I rank up to E-2 in the cadets for example does that mean I can go in the Navy as E-2?

6. What should expect at bootcamp?

7. How long do summer trips last?