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Can anyone tell me how the legroom is at Ibrox for front row pitchside seats? Thanks!

I live with my grandparents, recently i got caught stoned by my grandmother, she's a mother of 12 and she used to live with them in a rough area before we moved to a nicer smaller area, she has a son who used to do all sorts of drugs but because he started off on a bit of ganja she thinks I'll end up like him.

Anyways here's what happened from what I can remember:

Got home from school with a gram in my pocket, went upstairs and hid it in a tin in my wardrobe as I always do, it was a normal day and I was looking forward to getting baked that night, so I did, it was quite late and I think my grandad was asleep (thank god he doesn't know about it because he would have thrown me out) so i sparked up, about half an hour later the downstairs door opens and my gran shouts up: what have you had up there? I replied casually with what do you mean? She said it smells like weed, my heart started pounding so I didn't reply and opened the window, hid all my stuff and sprayed as much deodorant as possible, she comes up, my eyes are red, she goes on for ages crying and telling me it makes you stupid and stuff but I really didn't know how to react because I knew there was no way out, I could have layed down all the facts about THC and that it's had 0 deaths but she's an old lady and I hate seeing her sad long story short she didn't tell my grandad and she forgave me. But now I'm desperate for a fat spliff, how can I do it without her knowing? Thanks for reading :)

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I was making some breakfast this morning and when I came to my bedroom I had a really horrible sharp pain in the middle finger of my right hand, its just in the middle of the finger between the tip and the base, it's okay if I make a fist or hold my hand normally but if I extend my finger then it feels like I want to die! How do I solve this torture?

On Saturday I found a bump on the inside of my leg, it's in the thigh area around my crotch, I thought it was a bug bite at first but it didn't hurt or anything, so I left it for a couple of days, a few days later I checked again and noticed that the red lump had turned dark into a bruise black colour, now it's black and there's the slightest bit or skin peeling off my leg where the lump is, does anyone know if this is cancerous? Please answer I'm absolutely petrified!

On Saturday I found a bump on the inside of my leg, it's in the thigh area around my crotch, I thought it was a bug bite at first but it didn't hurt or anything, so I left it for a couple of days, a few days later I checked again and noticed that the red lump had turned dark into a bruise black colour, now it's black and there's the slightest bit or skin peeling off my leg where the lump is, does anyone know if this is cancerous? Please answer I'm absolutely petrified!

I asked a girl out over text bla bla bla I said I'd give her time to think about it she said okay bla bla bla, it's been 2 days should I text her back yet or wait another day?

I heard that David Cameron has banned online pornography for all people in the uk to protect the innocence of children, I have pretty much always watched porn online, I'm a male teenager, and I think an email went around to owners of online broadbands (parents) and they like had to say whether or not they wanted it banned? Yeah mines been banned so I'm gutted hahaha, but why now and not a few years ago? And is there any way to watch it with this block thing on? It's not just porn, it's violence and everything! I feel like my life has been incredibly restricted and I feel slightly claustrophobic as I'm quite an internet addict

I stole one of my grans cigarettes today, I went to my room sparked it and it was awesome, but, is it really bad if I smoke? I don't think they're addicting, if I do smoke it will be once a month at max cause I know how bad it is, but my gran has been smoking since a young age and she's 74, she goes through at least 20 a day but she's always got a really bad cough and side pains which is why I know why not to become an addict, will 1 or 2 a month really affect me or is it not really too bad?

Would anyone care to watch my yt vids? http://www.youtube.com/user/zXBiGjOShXz maybe even subscribe if you like them? :)

He's full of himself, he thinks he's awesome when he's boring and arrogant, hes got gta v for the online mode only, and he's never even played one of the other gtas, he thinks he's the king of gta now and he's all hey you suck at gta (I've completed it twice he's stuck on a very early mission) he thinks he's amazing at football and goalkeeping, when all he does is put his hand out to palm the ball away, he never dives or catches the ball, he thinks he's amazing at maths, he's in the second lowest set and getting D's and e's, he thinks he's the best person on earth. When in reality he is a complete tart bag! Do you know someone like this who just completely annoys you?

I like this girl in my school, we talk sometimes and we usually talk for around an hour (texting) I got her number the other day, and ever since I met her i always catch her staring at me, not looking, really staring at me, sometimes I look at her and smile and she looks away quickly... Does she like me?

Ever since I think it was fifa 09 rangers and celtic haven't had sponsored kits, something to do with them not wanting to encourage kids playing it to drink? Funny how every other team in fifa who is sponsored by alcohol gets it on their shirt

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Playing Xbox is the only thing I'm really good at, I like making people laugh on YouTube videos, I'm not really good in school no matter how hard I try(seriously I revise every day but I just can't do it) is there any way I can get a life as a gamer?

Ps I won't be this obese slob who sits and plays video games 24/7 I'd still go out and exercise I'd make around 1 or 2 videos a day, maybe at least 4 a week,

So when i go onto kik, the screen is like rotated to one side, but the time and battery level at the top, and keypad are normal sides, if i rotate the screen, it goes in the opposite direction, the screen isnt locked, any suggestions?

Im on kik, the screen rotates but the keyboard doesnt, so basically the screens on one side and the keyboards on the other, any help?

I'm on kik talking to a girl, when I type, the keyboard is on the side of the screen, like when you tilt the screen and it changes position, but the keyboard stays the same place, any suggestions? It's done it before but I can't remember how I fixed if

This isn't aimed at all celtic fans, but some are pure scum, I saw someone earlier mocking the deaths of people who died in the ibrox disaster in 1972 which claimed the lives of 66 people. Oscar Knox is a young celtic fan with cancer, and rangers fans have supported him the whole way, why are celtic fans so horrible compared to most gers fans? I've seen some bad bears taking the mick out of wee Oscar but you're always going to get a few immature ones anyway, but its like all of the celtic support I've seen

Gta v is probably the best game I've ever played, everything featured is amazing, but I think it could have been better, like your character can't even eat food, they can't get girlfriends, can't buy houses, you can't rob banks other than in missions (I completed the game with the $30m and running out slowly) I mean everything that rock star has but into the game is great, planes are back, you get animals, you can take chop (franklins dog) for a walk, but there is a lot could be added

What's your thoughts on gta v?