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Chris EFC
I didn't much care for the piano. Right, serious info - I'm a 27 year old Evertonian, I love music, comedy and weed. I am a natural cynic and sarcastic bastard. That said I met my girlfriend on here so this site is f*cking sweet. Thanks to Y!A I am totally in love with the woman of my dreams, Sam. one love peeps.
Is hugh (aka No No No Yes) a perv or not?
He is, and a good one, so ladies, if you need a perv why not go to the best?
I just granted your wish mate, arise Sir Perv of Pervonia, lol.
Everyone give hugh a wave, hi <waves>
17 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf God had intended us to go metric?
why did he give Jesus twelve disciples?
Poll - Bret or Jemaine?
Jermaine for me thanks.
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoMy girlfreind started crying yesterday and asked me to console her?
So I hit her over the head with my X-box.
bad-um tish, beat that for a crap joke.
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agodid you hear Prince Harry has split up with his girlfriend of 5 years?
I know he's royalty and all but that's a bit young isn't it?
here all week, try the veal, yadda yadda yadda
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you ask the same Q more than once?
Yes Elton, it counts even if it is 8 months apart, lol.
11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you get many personal messages from other users?
If so how many? at least 3 a day
Are they all nice? erm, no, not even slightly. I love my regular contacts though.
should we run a name and shame on all the spiteful ones? Looking at you Pedro and Jeb, lol.
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you get many personal messages from other users?
If so how many? at least 3 a day
Are they all nice? erm, no, not even slightly. I love my regular contacts though.
should we run a name and shame on all the spiteful ones? Looking at you Pedro and Jeb, lol.
3 AnswersAbuse and Spam1 decade agoWhat's the best porn parody you've heard, real or not?
The best ones I've heard are Night of the giving head, American Fistery XXX, Porkin' Mindy, Indiana Bones (or In Diana Jones, both as funny as each other) and Acockolips now.
How's about yourself?
Poll - are they funny? I vote yes but feel free to disagree, comedy is subjective.
21 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agowhy did justin timberlake sing a song about the Salgir?
I mean wtf does this Crimean river have to do with JT? Is he from the Ukraine?
lol
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoGents - Does your junk look like it is carved from wood?
Mine does, that's why I call him Pinocchio.
Poll - Dungeons or Dragons?
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is your perfect weekend?
18 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf P&S was an episode of Futurama what character would you be?
Question blatantly stole from SteveC, thanks Brah, lol.
I'd be Zoidberg, "Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time."
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat do you think about most often?
I think I am obsessed with my Girlfriend, I think about her constantly.
What about you?
21 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIf you could meet up with all your contacts at once?
What venue would best suit you and what would you be doing?
For me it would be a cozy (read:small) venue, probably a bowling alley. We'd play games, get drunk and have a good laugh.
Oh and most would get far too flirty and probably end the night hooking up with a stranger in the car park.
13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAre chop sticks more, less or similarly advanced to cutlery?
A work college was eating Chinese so I asked why she wasn't using chop sticks (I was joking), she said "they are just sticks for shoveling food into your mouth, a knife and fork is a lot more advanced." I have always considered them equal to cutlery, because they are better suited to the Chinese cuisine.
ps - I know this is a wierd Q.And please put undertones of racism aside (she isn't).
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat would do for your last day on earth?
If you knew it was, obviously.
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agodo you like bad/inappropriate jokes?
I do, I know I shouldn't laugh but it just makes me laugh harder.
Here's one for you, John Travolta's son died in the early hours of Friday
Doctors have ruled out saturday night fever
Athankyou, I'm here all week (or am I?)
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agodo you find it easy to feed your ego?
I don't, the bastard keeps biting me.
How about you?
Poll - pie and chips, with or without gravy?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago