Melissa A

I want to know how many actually like them? i dont. I think miley cyrus sounds like a horse when she sings and talks and the jonas brothers are just obnoxious. What do you think??

Sair olmak isteyen bir gezgin

yasama hevesi kalmamis bir bezgin

bezirganin onde gideni zengin

dengi kalmamis ki kiminin

engin denizde lodosa yakalanan bir gemicinin

yasami hep cetin , metanetin de siniri var beyim

kimisinin mutlulugu bir resim , kimisinin ki 4 mevsim

kelebegin ömrüne bedel bir gelecegin

getirecek hediyesi nedir ki ? bilemedim ...

vay haline elekte elenenin

hayata aglamakli baslayan bu insanoglu gördü gelecegi

1 dilim ekmegin sonunda bedelininde alinacak olmasi gibi,

düsünenin,düseninde dostu olmamis ki batanin olsun ..

müttefik de belli degil ittifak da

mutlak mücadele,kazanmak,zafere kosmak ..

yenilince aglamak - yenmek icin hile yapmak

her sonucta pay kapmak dünya kurali olmus,

tastan bozma kalplerse hep kanla dolmus ...

kanadimi kirdilar ucamadim anne

savasa soktular kosturdum

kalbini acamayan herkezin aklina

egriyi dogruyu ben soktum

sonbaharda dökülen yapraktim,

ilkbaharda geri geldim ben

aileme dostuma selamlar olsun

gökkusagindaki bir rengim ben

kanadimi kirdilar ucamadim anne

savasa soktular kosturdum

kalbini acamayan herkezin aklina

egriyi dogruyu ben soktum

sonbaharda dökülen yapraktim,

ilkbaharda geri geldim ben

aileme dostuma selamlar olsun

yagmur sonrasi günesim ben..

zamanda yolculuk beyinde mesgul edebilir

fakat objektif olmaz,

zarari yoktur yarari olmadigi gibi

benliginde kaybedilen hersey

benliginde kaybedilen hersey

hesap masasinda olabilir yalnizken

utanma ac kalbini gir topluma

göster haydi kendini ve `buradayim` de !

savasi kaybetme yürüme geriye dönme

bak ve ileriye ilerle,

hisset delige düsme , dönme deliye

karaya boyanan adamin boynuna ilmegide geciren de cellata

bi care lanet - hayalet olana dek

beklemek mi gerek acep ?

carki dönmemis ki felegin gözünün yasina baksin

gözümün yasini alsin ,

kanimi canimi alsin ancak canimi yakmasin

azap ceken gönüllere,kül olan tüm kalplere yagmur yagsin

kalp daglayan tüm eller kalpleriyle daglansin

kalp karalayanlar yansin

kanadimi kirdilar ucamadim anne

savasa soktular kosturdum

kalbini acamayan herkezin aklina

egriyi dogruyu ben soktum

sonbaharda dökülen yapraktim,

ilkbaharda geri geldim ben

aileme dostuma selamlar olsun

gökkusagindaki bir rengim ben

kanadimi kirdilar ucamadim anne

savasa soktular kosturdum

kalbini acamayan herkezin aklina

egriyi dogruyu ben soktum

sonbaharda dökülen yapraktim,

ilkbaharda geri geldim ben

aileme dostuma selamlar olsun

yagmur sonrasi günesim ben..

kosturmak bos durmaktan iyidir

bos durmak bos kosmaktan yararli

hos tutmak , gönlü yas tutmaktan cok zormus

yaslanmak her dökülen yapragin arkasindan aglamak gibidir

hayatdan erken emeklilik secim degildir

kadere baglidir yazgidir

hayat ince bir cizgi , narin bir calgidir

yüzlerce yil emek veren insanin

hasat zamani ölü torunlarimidir?

hergüne yeni umutlarla acilan gözler

yalanlarla aglatilan gözler

dolanlarla aldatilan gözler

bir güzel sözle güler

akitilan her damla ter yokolusu engeller

negatif degillerse art niyetli degillerse

eger bu böyle devam eder ...

diledigim hersey olmuyor,

cabalar bazen cok nafile

nargilenin dumanina benzer hayallerim

sadece beni zehirler ve ucup gider

kafileler gibidir insanlar

bazen seni seyreder giderler

herkez kendine paha bicmis

bende karsiliksiz bir cek

emeklerim dostluktan yana ,

ama olmuyor !

anneme sordum nicin böyle ???

ama baktim o da agliyor ...

kanadimi kirdilar ucamadim anne

savasa soktular kosturdum

kalbini acamayan herkezin aklina

egriyi dogruyu ben soktum

sonbaharda dökülen yapraktim,

ilkbaharda geri geldim ben

aileme dostuma selamlar olsun

gökkusagindaki bir rengim ben

kanadimi kirdilar ucamadim anne

savasa soktular kosturdum

kalbini acamayan herkezin aklina

egriyi dogruyu ben soktum

sonbaharda dökülen yapraktim,

ilkbaharda geri geldim ben

aileme dostuma selamlar olsun

yagmur sonrasi günesim ben..

I'm gonna write my friend in Turkey, but I dont know how the format on the envelope is to be written. If somebody can help me, that would be really great!! Thanks in advance

I'm giving my boyfriend a poem i've written, framed. But I am stuck and can't find anything to fit for the next part. Can somebody please help me out. Thank you in advanced!! The poem so far is...

I'm loving you with all my heart

Wanting you to stay my boo

Never should we be apart

And when we are, I think of you

No matter how much we fuss and fight

I know we'll always be alright

For as long as I can turn back to you

You'll cheer me up like you always do...

I dont know waht to do next with it...please help

I have a cheap webcam....the brand is a Creative WebCam Instant. My problem is that it keeps freezing. I'm thinking that because it is cheap, it's causing it to freeze. But I can use it for three minutes, and it will be hot when i take it out of the USB.

I'm 19 years old...and I don't know what is wrong with me. I haven't had my period in either two or three months, and I know I'm not pregnant? Can you please tell me what is wrong? Because I'm starting to freak out.

i dont start my period till next week...but i was with my boyfriend yesturday...when we are together...he doesn't put his penis in, but just has it rests on top...but this morning i woke up and vomited...i was dizzy yesturday....and slept all day yesturday after i saw him...do you think i will be pregnant even though his penis didn't go in my vaginia???

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

FINE

This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

OH

This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit.

She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days.

Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your

authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.

When your boss please his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you have one too many drinks at a social, you're a drunken bum.

When your boss does the same, he appreciated women.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it 's because he's overworked.

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I

would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running

the country.

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your

head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area

code)

3. Multiply by 80

4. Add 1

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250

9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ??????