Josephine R

Seven days hath September (meaning the 7th day of September),

Don't get confused and come in November!

A couple uniting in the throes of marital matrimony,

We will be in the chariot pulled by a big pony

Down the aisle we both shall prance

bring michael jackson, that boy sure could dance..( may he rest in piece)

As Josephine, a marvel in stunning white

Weds Percival Mcdarorian IV Jr. who is filled with delight

So come with your presence, and your presents too

to the Albedoriothel hall on 65th and broadway avenue

so.................. I'm getting married tomorrow!!!! However, I don't have a wedding dress!!!

My friend said she would order this one from an online catalogue for me but it came from new zealand so i guess it's still on the way... i mean she gave it enough time, she ordered it like LAST WEEK. what should i do??? are there any DIY tutorials? Is there a way to use common household objects like toilet paper in an elegant way? How about transforming old clothing?? help PLEASE!!!

also if anyone could ship me one from closer than new zealand that would be really helpful.

???

i desperately need a fan that i can put in my room that makes NO noise that i can buy in toronto. does anyone know of a good fan?

thanks

k so basically this is a poem

about a skirt hem

named procrastinaton

it asked for salvation

cause its cool like that

and its owner turned it into a chicken's hat

but then instead of being worn by a chicken it was worn by a cat

named patricia k. mollyhead

once upon a time there was a boy named fred

k whatever

k

thanks

bye

the

end

now

and

stuff

please rate the following from 1-10 as well as adding a comment:

every day when i walk down the street i sing

lalalal leedadda and stuff like that when my phone ring(s)

and now my friend will continue onto the next line once she gets off the phone,

even though sometimes her poetry makes me cry and moan

because shes so cool

and does not drool (usually)

shes kinda mean and insensitive, as you can see with that previous comment

but so am i because nothing rhymes with comment

except for things like "rant, fomet, frequent"

which dont really rhyme anyway (i gave up on the rhyming thing)

well im bringing u back into the ryhming thing because the last word of this sentence is "bling"

and bling rhymes with everything (haha get it?)

ya whatever basically youre cool and stuff and like english lit.

its really confusing who's speaking to whom

when should we end this poem (should we end it soon?\ soom?)

before one of us ends up in a tomb

this is a good idea, we are sitting in a room

my car goes zoom zoom

and also vroom vroom

once upon a time there was a boy named fred

and he was cool. the end.

he even had a friend.

named patricia k. mollyhead

who liked to sleep in bed

and had a hat on her head

the end

now

So today i was in the cafeteria at school, sat next to these shy looking kids wearing all black but the problem was, i couldnt understand anything they were saying and they refused to translate it\! according to my friend bess, what they were speaking was elvish. i recorded their conversation on my phone and this is waht it is: (and can you please help me translate it\? thanks).

after i sat down at the table they said\; Amin feuya ten' lle

and followed up with: Lle desiel? Rima (ten'ta)!

and then they proceeded to chase me around the cafetorium!! was it because they wanted to be my friend or is it something else\\\\??/

thanks for your help\\!!

1) snap, crackle, and pop (any combination of genders works for these names)

2) naomi, niomi, and neomi (these are if they are all girls, clearly. these names would be ridiculous for boys.)

3) taylor, tyler, bob (also, any combination of genders. i have always thought bob was an attractive name for a female...)

4) curly, larry, moe (larry and moe are boys. curly works for either.)

5) t-dog, m-cat, doo-rag (any genders. except t-dog is only for a boy.)

6) winkin, blinkin, nod (ALL boys)

7) huey, dewey, louie

8) ed, edd, eddy (ed and edd are for boys, eddy is for a girl)

9) peter, paul, mary (i should hope the genders are obvious)

10) fatherr, sun, holey goast

please rate from 1- 10!!!!!!!!!!!!

please feel free to add your comments!!!!!

p.s. i am currently unaware of the genders of the three fetuses residing in my belly

WHY do you lose points on yahoo answers when you ask a question?

are they discouraging you from asking questions? without questions there wouldnt be answers and without answers yahoo ANSWERS would cease to exist!

i say we hold a revolution. whos in?

"you say you want a revolution well, you know, we all want to change the world..."

my personal faves include:

long walks on the beachside

a trip to the post office to mail an awkswardly shaped parcel

an all-expense paid vacation to aruba

camping in the great outdoors of my backyard

a gondola ride in venice

dinner at macdonalds

thoughts?

Ok here are my options:

1) pony-themed slumber party

2) harry potter roleplaying party

3) curling

4) needlepoint

5) star wars movie marathon

6) other (this is where you get creative, yahoo answers people!)

please state your opinion on the options presented above. thanks.

Please rate these names from 1-10

Boy:

Eliezer Tzvi

Noach Yonatan

Yishmael Reuven

Elyashiv Menachem

Girl:

Meira Shulamit

Ahuva Yardena

Shayna Gittel

Atara Ruchama

Tamar Menucha

Please rate these names from 1-10!!!

Girl:

Roze Hayre

Gallivanting chree

Sarah Emily

Common____? (middle name urgently needed!)

Little Sparrow

Boy:

Santana Klaus

Jore-din

Rocky Mountain

Matthew Joe

Clambert Adam

Blossom Petal

he stood me up...

What song best describes Gertrude from Shakespeares Hamlet in act 4?

So i was just cleaning my sock drawer when i came across a dilemma and i was wondering if anyone else experienced the same thing.

I was attempting to fold a pair of socks into that little bundle thing and I was on the hpone while doing it - but i could not! i had to put the phone down in order to succeed in this endeavour. It's just not possible with one hand - is it???

OK SO I REALLY NEED HELP PLEASE! I HAVE THIS EASTER PARTY TO GO TO TOMORROW NIGHT AND I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DRESS UP AS. I WANTED TO BE A BUNNY BC I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY ORIGINAL BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT LIKE EVERYONE DRESSES UP AS BUNNIES ON EASTER, OR EGGS MAYBE. SO WHAT SHOULD I BE THAT'S ORIGINAL AND COOL? I DON'T HAVE A BUDGET BTW. THANKS.

everyone is going to washington for the grad trip but im sooo not in the mood to go there (because i dont actually find it that cool to go to the white house since obama and i already BBM quite frequently)... so where should i go?? i live in south carolina and it has to have approximately the same budget. ideas? thanks!

what should i dress up as for halloween? im going to this rockin' party and i need to impress everyone. costume suggestions please? pics would be appreciated