Redhead

to all the ashtrays next week when smoking ban comes in force

my avatar keep changing?

I changed my avatar and it keeps going back to the old one - anyone else having trouble?

swimming with dolphins?

plays darts?

been stood up?

I have just reached level 5 - yiphee

for me to like my meat and 2 veg?

noticed how some people on YA can give out abuse and insult people but when you give a insulting answer back they report you

Husband and wife getting ready for bed. The wife stands in front of the mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know dear," she says "I look in the morror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my bosom is barely above my waist, and my bottom is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby " she turns to her husband and says "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft thoughtful voice "Well theres nothing wrong with you sight"

Services for the husband will be held Saturday Morning at 10.30am at St Anselms Memorial Chapel