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  • Analyst + Therapist = ?

    ;)

    3 AnswersComedy10 years ago
  • lgbt: 2 sisters or twins..hot or not?

    lol..funny question. So, i'm a gay girl and i think 2 sexy girls kissing and touching each other is hot even if they're twins or sisters. I mean, it's be weird and wrong for them, but it provides entertainment for me..2 hot girls f*ing is still hot. i would never do incest..eww..i have a sister and the thought of that totally repulses me. I feel kinda like a pervert for liking 2 sisters or twins doing the naughty but not really.

    So, my question LGBTQ is do you find 2 sisters or 2 brothers or 2 whatever.. together like that..hot? or not? and why?

    would you want them to put on a show for you in person? i would, just saying ;)

    if u wanna see 2 hot sisters kissing and stuff, look up jade and taylor on youtube..they're doing an interview on this dude's show

  • LGBTQ: 2 sisters or twins touching hot or not?

    lol..funny question. So, i'm a gay girl and i think 2 sexy girls kissing and touching each other is hot even if they're twins or sisters. I mean, it's be weird and wrong for them, but it provides entertainment for me..2 hot girls f*cking is still hot. i would never do incest..eww..i have a sister and the thought of that totally repulses me. I feel kinda like a pervert for liking 2 sisters or twins doing the naughty but not really.

    So, my question LGBTQ is do you find 2 sisters or 2 brothers or 2 whatever..family members together like that..hot? or not? and why?

    would you want them to put on a show for you in person? i would, just saying ;)

    if u wanna see 2 hot sisters kissing and stuff, look up jade and taylor on youtube..they're doing an interview on this dude's show

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMByR0mgX%E2%80%A6

  • lgbt: what do you think about 2 twins f*cking? hot or not?

    lol..funny question. So, i'm a gay girl and i think 2 sexy girls kissing and touching each other is hot even if they're twins or sisters. I mean, it's be weird and wrong for them, but it provides entertainment for me..2 hot girls f*cking is still hot. i would never do incest..eww..i have a sister and the thought of that totally repulses me. I feel kinda like a pervert for liking 2 sisters or twins doing the naughty but not really.

    So, my question LGBTQ is do you find 2 sisters or 2 brothers or 2 whatever..family members together like that..hot? or not? and why?

    would you want them to put on a show for you in person? i would, just saying ;)

    if u wanna see 2 hot sisters kissing and stuff, look up jade and taylor on youtube..they're doing an interview on this dude's show

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMByR0mgXHY&feature...

  • LGBT: Will it ever be possible for 2 women to make a baby who has both their DNA?

    Hey, kind of a strange question i suppose. I'm a 17-year-old gay girl and i do want to settle down and have kids some day with a woman i'm in love with. i know about all of the options available for same-sex couples(adoption, using donor sperm, using a donor woman for gay men, etc) But, the thing is, my mom doesn't care if i get married..in fact her main concern when i came out to her(after the fear of me getting hurt) was having children. And i have no problem with that..although i'd like to wait 'til my mid to late 30s to settle down. The thing is, she wants me to get pregnant and go through the birth experience. She thinks it's really important. Meanwhile, i rather shoot myself in the head.lol jk. But, seriously, I'm not butch or anything, but that's something I really don't want to do and i don't think i'll change my mind. Maybe this sounds selfish..yeah it does..but i want the woman i'm with to be the one to carry the baby and deliver it. I just wish i could knock her up myself. cus my ma also wants blood grandchildren(as do i). Sorry this is a bit long. But, this leads to my main question.

    Yes, i would really like it if both me and my future wife could have children some day that are blood-related to both of us..and there is research being done on mice..it's called parthenogenisis. Here's the link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3643847....

    Now, my question to you is: Do you think it will be possible in the next couple decades(20-25 yrs) for something like this to be made available for humans? It has to do with one egg being genetically modified to work like sperm and get with the other egg which leads to the development of embryos. and all that scientific mumbo jumbo! hehe But, I know the chances of this being made possible so soon are unlikely..i mean there's only 1 such embryo that has survived 'til adulthood. And, yes, maybe it's selfish but i want at least 1 baby that i can say has 2 blood-related mommies..and if it takes a li'l real sperm so be it!

    So, do u think this will be made possible in time for me?

    If not, do u have any other opinions? i know we could each have a biological child..

    it's controversial and some ppl are totally against it..which i think is a bit rude..I mean, i want me and my love to create a baby with both our genetics, ya know?

    P.S. I have nothing against real sperm And be honest..i know this sounds like a very premature question as I am only 17; however, i am mature for my age and i'm thinking about the future..And i know it's not natural..but appealing nontheless

    opinions??? thnx for reading =)

  • can you interpret this dream? i was kissing my GF and then she got sick?

    hey, I'm a 17 year old gay girl and I had a dream last night that I was kissing this girl I've been seeing. I was making out with her..it was in the shower..lol..but then we were just talking and I noticed she was feeling sick and kind of out of it. Anyways, she looked like she was about to throw up so I was just comforting her as much as I could..and then..well..i just let her vomit on me..we were sitting down. and i didn't really mind..I just got nervous that i was would get sick now..ya know 'cause of all the kissing. and after that, i didn't feel like kissing her...with her vomit mouth..lol

    haha, anyways..does this dream mean anything..i've just gone out with this girl a few times..but we've been texting and i notice that we're on different intellectual levels. i really like her, but she's very ditzy and slow..i feel bad..she's really nice..but i kinda just am using her for experience.

    so, i'm hanging out with her 2day. haha..will she get sick and throw up on me? does this dream mean anything really? thamks my peeps :)

    3 AnswersDream Interpretation1 decade ago
  • Can you rate my attractiveness, my fellow lgbt?

    hey, i just asked this in "beauty or style" but i wanted an opinion from my fellow gays....my self esteem sucks..i just want your honest opinion on my looks...on a scale from 1-10. i know i'm not smiling enough in the pics...i just don't want my face to look fat! ok, thanx my peeps!

    haha, btw..the people in beauty and style weren't sure if i'm male or female...which surprised me. One guy said "dyke"...guess that was right on though

    http://s1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/cannabis...

  • Can you rate my attractiveness?

    Honestly, I'd like an honest opinion on my looks because my self esteem sucks and I'm not sure how other people see me. I know I'm not supposed to care but lately my looks have really been on my mind. There are definitely a few thins i'd like to change about myself.

    Can you rate me on a scale of 1-10? am i attractive? do need some improvement somewhere? corny question, but would you date me?

    http://s1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd389/cannabis...

    let me know if you can see the 2 pics

    16 AnswersOther - Beauty & Style1 decade ago
  • i hear this really weird sound sometimes?

    I've been experiencing this phenomenon since I can remember(I'm 16)....it's sooo weird. It comes out of nowhere....it can happen anywhere at any time...on the sidewalk in a car, in my house, at school, on a boat...anywhere. It's extremely hard to explain, but let me see....

    -I start feeling really strange all of a sudden...like everything's fake...like i'm in the "twilight zone".

    -then every noise i hear sounds really funky...it's really creepy...like every noise that i hear when this happens...is accompanied with this really creepy human humming sound....idk if its humming or not

    -but when this noise happens, i feel like everything's fake and i know this sounds weird---but i feel like the weird sounds are like mad at me or something...they sound really menacing..

    overall, this is just a really creepy phenomenon that i experience every once in a while.....it could probably be anywhere from 10-100 times a year...i'm not sure...it doesn't happen that often...but when it does, i can clearly identify it...i used to call it the "twilight zone" when i was little but idk

    have any of you experienced these sounds? i just want an answer...i know i'm not crazy

    3 AnswersMental Health1 decade ago
  • Would you ever make your dream into a movie?

    hey, just wondering. i've had some very crazy, interesting, and creepy dreams..i'm talking like things from the movie "inception".....but probably much crazier. anyways, i was wondering if any of you have ever had like a really interesting dream that you'd make into a movie if you could. i've has plenty and i'd love to make some movies(not just 'bout the dreams) but that's prob. not going to happen.

    so, have you ever thought about making your dream into a movie?

    oh, and tell me what the movie would be like....

    3 AnswersMovies1 decade ago
  • What strange animals have bitten you?

    The strangest thing happened a few days ago. I was at this store that happened to have all these animals and produce in the back...there were chickens, birds in cages, rabbits....and then I saw the donkeys. There were 2 donkeys: Romeo and Juliet. I'm naturally an animal lover. There was no entrance way so I jumped the small fence to pet the donkeys. Well, I got really close with the donkeys. Maybe a little too close with Juliet. Next thing I know she's got my left pinky finger between her flat strong teeth and she won't let go. It was terrifying. People say I was shaking. My finger went umb and I thought it might not even have a pinky anymore. The donkey wouldn't let go..It was probably aboit 2 minutes but it felt like hours..and it hurt...I finally called for help when I realized this donkey could really hurt me. Looked like it was at least 300 or 400 pounds. My sister came to my rescue but she got her vag. hurt on the small fence. it was like one of those white fences with pointers on the top and she hurt herself. it was a mess, but i finally was able to get my finger out of that donkey's mouth. it was funny afterwards.

    so, wow...

    just bored and wondering, have you ever been bitten by a really strange animal? like instead of a dog, cat, bird, rodent, or insect? something you'd find in a zoo? a petting zoo? tell me your interesting tales...

    7 AnswersOther - Pets1 decade ago
  • I'm sad and scared for my dad..Help?

    sorry if this is kinda long

    Hello, a few weeks ago I asked a question concerning my dad.

    He's been having paranoid delusions....

    I'm not sure if it's paranoid personality disorder--the jealousy type---or paranoid schizophrenia.

    I'm really not sure what to do. My dad still thinks my mom is cheating on him and it's getting worse. she's obviously not. he has still been fussing with his tape recorder...recording inside our house.

    and he's still listening to his tapes. it's gotten worse though. he's scared for my safety. he thinks my mom's letting all these guys into our home and having sex with them. he hears someone breathing on his tapes and he thinks my mom's having sex. it's just the tv, our pets and the occasional snore. earlier today, i saw my dad looking through my phone. he was looking for strange numbers. now, that was scary. my parents haven't been getting along at all. they've never been really happy, but the last 2 years have been miserable. especially the last 2 months. my dad is psycho

    here are his symptoms:

    paranoia

    auditory allusions

    visual allusion(claims $1200 missing from his wallet--says it's one of my mom's affairs)

    mood swings---he can be trying to apologize and then get angry again within seconds

    he's seeing a psychiatrist but it's not going anywhere...he just wants the guy to take his side...there's no way we can force him to get help

    yesterday, he talked about his plans to get an apartment in cityplace...he wants me to live with him fulltime

    and leave my mom with this house---they can barely afford together---

    my dad thinks it's not safe for me to stay with my mom..he's crazy...i don't even want to stay with him part time...i'm scared for him

    anyways, my 23yr old sister is moving out this january and it'll just be me(16), my mom and my dad

    my parents are 59....my mom's a social worker..she's always busy and i can say without a doubt she's not cheating on my dad

    my dad is greek, he has a rough accent...let me just say "he misses important things"

    for example, he calls me up and asks if i want some food from a store---i'll tell him what i want but no matter how well i explain what the product looks like and its exact location, he has a very hard time finding it...

    i would have to be there with him...he gives the phone to store workers....so i can tell 'em what i want

    in simpler terms,

    my dad has always been kinda off...kinda weird...but this new thing is really bad and it's only getting worse

    my mom and i are considering mocing into a condo...i've lived in our town house my whole life...but we really need a change

    my dad doesnt know about our condo idea...he wants me to move in with him

    i just am not sure what to do about my dad. i am scared for him. i don't know how he's going to react when i move into a condo with my mom....my mom's just miserable..they both are

    please help...what should i do? what would you do if you were in my position? i want to get him help...he won't admit to having a problem....

    p.s. i'm not doing very well myself...i've been going through major depression the past year...i'm being treated...but this "madness" is hurting me...everything feels so wrong...school is starting soon and i have a lot of summer goals...but idk anymore 8(

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlidM...

    3 AnswersMental Health1 decade ago
  • Please help?! I've got back issues...?

    June last summer I got into a little car accident on the way to the movies...my mom was friving and it was a hit and run. This teenage boy behind us hit the rear of the car-it was a big bump but it wasn't too bad. we never got the liscense plate number. I met up with a friend at the movies(I was 15) and as I started watcing the movies, i noticed I couldn't get comfortable. my back was hurting. later, i figured it was from the accident. i have never had any back problems before this. i had 60 days after that of health insurance coverage so i went to physical therapy once or twice a week for a couple months. i didn't really do the exercises i was supposed to do at home as i was in a major depression at the time. as the school year went by, my back became worse and worse. the depression didn't help it. i took a 2 month break from school because of my depression and pain. i couldn't function well at that time.

    so it's 13 months after the accident and i am still in so much pain..it's gotten worse..

    i don't know whether to try PT again..i guess that's my only option...my mom said omce you go to a chiropractor, you have to keep going....and she said an orthopedist would prob. just tell me to get PT.

    either way, i've heard very negative things about me recovering...like i might get my back a little better but once you have a back injury, you'll have the pain forever...

    please help! i'm in sooo much pain and i'm scared that there's no real fix to this....will my back never be good again?....will it never recover fully?

    i can't do things i'd like to do anymore...it hurts to sit, to stand, to lay on my back

    p.s. my PT from last summer told me it was probably the muscles in my back that tensed up to protect themselves during the accident...i'm trying to keep good posture but it's really hard...i never got an Xray by the way..

    any advice..please?

    1 AnswerPain & Pain Management1 decade ago
  • Please help! My dad needs help!?

    My dad thinks my mom's having an affair. he hid a tape recorder in some plants before he left early for business yesterday morning. he swears my mom was having sex with a young black man in the kitchen all night while my 23-yr-old sister and I (16) were sleeping. the recordings go from like 5 a.m. to 6p.m. i think my dad is delusional. he's really jealous! we listened to the recordings and...my mom was cleaning up the kitchen and doing homework on the computer. my dad swears that she was f*ing a young black man all night...and he swears he hears the man's voice very clearly.

    ok...my parents are 59...they're older and bigger....my mom isn't looking for some young guy to have sex with and i don't think a young guy's looking for my mom...

    my mom's a very good person...she isn't sleeping wit anyone

    my sister, me , and my mom think he's going crazy!

    he's been studying his tape recording all morning and night...he's picked out parts he believes show proof...he hasn't slept in 2 days and he can't stop listening to the tape!

    he's saying things like "i can't believe you brought a young man into this house" and telling me " i don't think it's safe for you in this house!"

    it's ridiculous...yesterday morning....my sister had a t.v. on which was probably the voices he heard...my mom was talking to a mother of a kid with autism or something cuz she's a social worker....a few alarms went off on my sister's phone, my mom was cleaning the kitchen and working on the computer

    anyways, what my dad's saying is totally rediculous...my mom is threatening my mom that he won't pay bills and stuff....he seems pretty serious

    ok...i'm scared for my dad because i think he might need serious help....idk...i've always known he was off...and just kinda weird...but i've never seen him this crazy...and oh..does he got a temper!

    he's delusional! i feel so bad for my mom! they've been married for like 25 years...obviously aren't getting along

    help??!! what should i do about my dad?

    4 AnswersMental Health1 decade ago
  • Please help!!! My dad has gone crazy??!!!?

    My dad thinks my mom's having an affair. he hid a tape recorder in some plants before he left early for business yesterday morning. he swears my mom was having sex with a young black man in the kitchen all night while my 23-yr-old sister and I (16) were sleeping. the recordings go from like 5 a.m. to 6p.m. i think my dad is delusional. he's really jealous! we listened to the recordings and...my mom was cleaning up the kitchen and doing homework on the computer. my dad swears that she was f*ing a young black man all night...and he swears he hears the man's voice very clearly.

    ok...my parents are 59...they're older and bigger....my mom isn't looking for some young guy to have sex with and i don't think a young guy's looking for my mom...

    my mom's a very good person...she isn't sleeping wit anyone

    my sister, me , and my mom think he's going crazy!

    he's been studying his tape recording all morning and night...he's picked out parts he believes show proof...he hasn't slept in 2 days and he can't stop listening to the tape!

    he's saying things like "i can't believe you brought a young man into this house" and telling me " i don't think it's safe for you in this house!"

    it's ridiculous...yesterday morning....my sister had a t.v. on which was probably the voices he heard...my mom was talking to a mother of a kid with autism or something cuz she's a social worker....a few alarms went off on my sister's phone, my mom was cleaning the kitchen and working on the computer

    anyways, what my dad's saying is totally rediculous...my mom is threatening my mom that he won't pay bills and stuff....he seems pretty serious

    ok...i'm scared for my dad because i think he might need serious help....idk...i've always known he was off...and just kinda weird...but i've never seen him this crazy...and oh..does he got a temper!

    he's delusional! i feel so bad for my mom! they've been married for like 25 years...obviously aren't getting along

    help??!! what should i do about my dad?

    7 AnswersFamily1 decade ago
  • Lesbians or Bisexuals-Who do you think is hotter?

    Hey, so I'm really bored...

    So my question is- Who's hotter: Sarah Shahi or Lisa Ray????

    Shah's hispanic and Ray's like indian and european

    So go look both of them up if you don't know them

    Tell me who's hotter and explain why. For me it's kind of close. I don't know if I can choose. I think I'll take half of each....lol

    Wow. I'm really bored. 8)

  • Can't stop thinking about a straight girl?

    Hey. For the last couple months, I've been crushing like crazy on this girl who was in my class this past school year. I'm 16 by the way. She is so hot and she's smart and sweet and cool and trendy and down-to-earth and really hot. I think she's got like a mix of black and indian in her. Idk why but I like girls with color. Blondes aren't my favorite.

    So just wondering, how often do you all have crushes on straight people?

    And do you typically have crushes on: blacks, whites, asians, hispanics, indians, etc.

    I myself fall for those girls with a darker complexion.

    Random...but I think Lisa Ray from "I can't think straight" is sooo hot. I wish she were gay. UGH...straight people...what're ya gonna do?

    sorry...if I sound a little crazy...i think I might have eaten some of my firend's "special brownies" 8)

  • Are there really any happy married couples?

    Hey..I'm 16 and I'm gay but i think i might want to get married some day.

    The thing is...I don''t know any happy married couples...people often get bored with each other, etc.

    My parents don't like each other and have been fighting a lot lately which isn't a good example..

    So, I guess my question is.....

    Do you know any happy married couples who have been married for a long time?

    Is that even possible....

    From my experience and the experiences of other people I know....the odds sound slim

    Should I ever get married?

    Does marriage really even mean anything?

    Is it just a piece of paper?

    ugh...idk...but i do want kids some day and to be happy..but not alone..like when i get old

    Thanks for any answers 8)

    25 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago
  • Where are you guys all at?

    hey...i'm bored and just wondering where everyone is at right now...

    like which country, state, city?

    i'm in west palm beach, florida

  • LGBTQ--Do people know you're gay by your appearance?

    i'm a girl and people seem surprised when i tell them that i'm gay. mainly acquaintances. if they're my friend, they likely know that i'm gay. maybe i should start wearing rainbow colors..idk..i'm androgynous..i'm not feminine but i'm not butch. sometimes i really wish it was easier to spot gay people..unless they fit a stereotype it's hard. i like feminine girls mainly but androgynous ones too. it's just hard to tell unless you're friends.

    anyways, do people immediately know that you're gay by you're appearance or is it somethinng that surprises them when they find out?