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they are both from illusions, which one is better?

Every dawn begins with me,

at dusk I'll be the first you see.

And daybreak couldn't come without,

what midday centers all about.

Daises grow from me I'm told,

and when I come I end all cold.

But in the sun I won't be found,

Yet still, each day I'll be around.

answer will come shortly.

One day 3 vampires is drinking in a bar

The waitress asks the first vampire, “What you want?”

The first answered, “I want a jug of blood.”

So the waitress handed him a jug of blood.

Then she asked the second vampire, “What do you want?”

The second also said, “I want a jug of blood.”

So the waitress handed the second vampire a jug of blood.

Then she ask the third vampire, “And you?”

The third one said, “I like a cup of hot water please.”

So the waitress handed him a cup of hot water.

Then the other vampires got confused, and asked “Aren’t you a vampire, you drink water?”

Then the third vampire takes out a used tampon, dipped it into the hot water and said, “I’m having tea.”