brizzlecity4life

what is said at the end of warriors dance on the album version?

They both go down when the try and take a Filipino in the ring!

i ahve a few films in avi format and i have downloaded handbrake to convert them to ipod format. but how so i do this, its all a bit complecated atm lol

can someone please tell me step by step how to do this plz?

the last few times ive been out drinking after about 3 or four pints of lager usually i throw up, and then i dont want to drink alcohol for the rest of the night incase i throw up again. the thing is at other times i can have 7 or 8 pints, mix my drinks etc, generally get shitfaced.

i assume it summat to do with my liver and i have had hepatits A but that was a couple of years ago now.

how can i stop being ill after a few drinks?

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.

Funny sense of humour my plumber has.

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.

She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?!

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

British weather: it's just like a Muslim; either Sunni or Shi'ite.

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.

His wife is lying in bed reading.

The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

i met this girl i while ago n weve been geting along fine n the other day she sed she didnt 'love' me, not that i was that botherd i was happy aas friends, but then yesterday she txt me saying that she thinks im fit etc etc, i dont know whether she is joki or not, n she wont say either way, wot do i do?

with this experiment at C.E.R.N, at work we were talking about it and got round to the speed of light. scientists say that the speed of light is a constant. but surely light has to accelerate from zero to the millions of metres a second?

i was on holiday recently and i heard a cover of the Ting Tings 'Thats not my Name' by a male band. i was wondering who it was and where i can downlaod it plz?

A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b i t c h giving you a hard time?"

why is harry potter so unrealistic??

its got a ginger with two friends in it

3 couples, a young couple, a middle aged couple and an old couple were all trying 2 get in2 ther local church. but the priest met them at the door and said, you can only join the mass if you can abstain from sex for the next 2weeks

so 2weeks l8r back come the couples and the priest asks them if they had sex or not. " no" answers the old couple " that was an easy test, we havnt had sex for 2years let alone 2weeks" the middle age couple said they found it hard but just managed it the last couple to be quizzed wer the young couple. " did u manage it?" asked the priest. " well. no says the young husband " u see, my wife was trieng to reach the can on the topshelf but nocked it off, so when she bent down to pick it up her *** was just ther and i couldnt help myself i took her ther and then" " u do realise u r banned frm the church now dont you?" sed the priest "yes we're banned from the suprmrkt as well"

its my 18th birthday in febuary and i have no idea wot to do. im one of the oldest out of my m8s so cant really go out clubbin unless they all get fake i.d.'s.

so uif n e 1 has got n e ideas........

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^^ check out the pic, hot or not???

shagable?

i have virus on my pc but my antivirus software doesnt pick have norton antivirus and its updated and i run a scan and it comes back saying no virus threats etc etc. but i definatly have a virus because i get popups n all that

i have football manager 2006 adn i had a look at fabien barthez, it says he has a global ban until some date in 2005 did this really happen and if so why???