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Cedric the Discordant
Firstly allow me to extend my apologies and dismay for unwittingly becoming party to and perpetuating the filthy, nefarious and pernicious trend that is the chain letter. Those of you who know me will, I hope, attest to my good nature and voracious appetite for the quirky. Should I have occassioned harm in this madness I wish to say that I too was a victim, though no longer, and am wiser for the experience. To the mattresses my darling hearts... we have much work to complete and though our accomplishments may be many, we are far from the end, Always, Lord Cecil Cedric, 3rd Duke of Pyrmont xx
Which describes you best poll?
1 Venus wept
2 Hello kitty
3 Handsome
4 Plain as jus de vache
5 A countenance for which a mother's affection speaks
6 F**k ugly
7 Molested by a celebrity
5 AnswersPolls & Surveys5 years agoIn the 'what do you want to ask' search box is it wrong to put 'the meaning of life?
Also what is the meaning of life?
2 AnswersYahoo Answers8 years agoI've bought a bottle of Absinthe and want your best recipe ideas if you're willing to share?
I bought an Absinthe spoon and sugar cubes too . . .
Best recipe wins ten green points
Green fairies should definitely apply
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2 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoI've bought some Absinthe and want your best recipe ideas?
I bought an Absinthe spoon and sugar cubes too . . .
Best recipe wins ten green points
Green fairies should definitely apply
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4 AnswersCooking & Recipes10 years agoIs there a God . . .?
Or is it really my ex in disguise when she's drunk?
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14 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoLee Evans . . . Would you?
Lick him like a lollipop or pitch him into a pit filled with rabid hamster?
Love him or hate him, a bit like Marmite®, what would you love to do to him in a soundproof room with no windows?
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5 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoWould you make a great Star Fleet Captain?
Or would you rather wear Barry Manilow's tin foil thong as a hat?
BQ Do you want a big banana garnish with your Pina Colada?
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6 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoIs it me or is it hot?
BQ Do you like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain?
23 AnswersPolls & Surveys10 years agoPOLL: Now that I'm attractive will you sleep with me?
I last more than 4 minutes too
I also like long drinks and slow walks on the beach . . .
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3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: What's your favourite colour bus?
Mine is teal and tangerine
BQ Would be cool if buses could fly and fight giant flying spider monkeys?
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5 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: If you see my ex will you poke her in the eye with a short stubby Twiglet®?
BQ Doritos® or Pringles®?
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3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: Must you always have your way?
BQ Have you ever read Viz?
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6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: Will you stand by me?
BQ Do you think you could survive Chrissie Hynde because a lot don't . . . ?
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1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: Are you an inveterate sex monkey?
BQ Endive salad with or without Kalamata olives?
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9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: Much like a snail do you have a secondary sexual organ?
Like a love dart?
BQ Is Johnny Vegas a snail like, drink addled, Northern slug without a home?
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1 AnswerPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: Should the Crown Equerry worry for the horses now that there's a Catherine in residence?
BQ Do you think She did it in that dress?
My thought? You're only gonna wear it once and there are dry cleaners, Royal and otherwise
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2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: Have you seen Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient?
)))Who am I??(((
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3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoPOLL: How many of you . . . [WARNING, explicit material]?
Read this Q because of the warning?
BQ May I have a star?
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11 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago