Makisig

The Leave Applications;)

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Bridge to Terabithia?

I'm currently transcribing the commentary by the director, writer and the producer!!!

for intellectuals only?

... because other's cannot get what the joke is trying to say.

THE COURT: Before we recess, let's listen to one last exchange involving a child:

Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do you go to?

A. Oral.

Q. How old are you?

A. Oral.

Q. Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?

A. Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.

Q. What happened then?

A. He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."

Q. Did he kill you?

A. No.

Q. Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? A. I will be three months November 8th. Q. Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th? A. Yes. Q. What were you and your husband doing at that time?

how did you cope with the loneliness? When did you realized the joy of freedom and the weight of being responsible?

My wrist hurts when I lift weights. What seems to be the problem? Is it how I hold the weights?

I'm now using wrist protective gear.

The one who can get the right answer, gets five stars. :-)

You discovered that the customer service representative answering your call for a query on flight booking on-line is based in the philippines. Will you kind of doubt the inquiry you're doing? Or would you look for the supervisor because you are talking to a Filipino, which is supposed to be American?

You applied at a certain company and you received a call for an interview. You prepared for it well. You went there that day ready for the interview when all of the sudden you saw you long lost "best" enemy who's gonna bee your interviewer. All bad memories of that person popped up. He/she killed someone closest to you the most. However, you need that job badly. Would you continue for the interview or not? Why?