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Tony VII
Mr.Right, it's time to say goodbye?
It's too bad the orange color shipments stopped and all users are stuck with the default theme now. I've heard they are gonna have a new orange design on quora soon? What do you know about that?
We shall meet again...
2 AnswersYahoo Answers2 weeks agoIs my father posessed by a demon? How can i get rid of the demon?
We were passing by a local walmart and he saw a woman in her 40s walk into the oncoming traffic? truck crashed into her her limbs sent flying all over the street at 90 mph? My father grabbed her leg and ate it and then he ripped his pecker off and ate it too? I am afraid of him. At night he wakes up and walks around starring at my kidney stone collection. It speaks to him in fluent phoenician?
2 AnswersReligion & Spirituality3 weeks agoWhy are americans like this?
How do i marry her: please explain to my favorite singer Divine, from the tuba salsa rapist dance?
When i did it but jeeves not respond?
I moved it to bits with a gorgonzolla spreader?
It got hit by a strage man his name is the father speaking.
my father smashed the tv with a sledgehammer ands ing me the god is in the toilet.
My brother wants to see how he did an illegal u-turn. then he back-driven on penile investor. my dad parked hi
s car into the Acapulco Big Ben and his friend planet robert emissions. currently 12 people were sleep depriva
ted on mars to be a cube sack so i threw it at my brother bobby watched youtube on tv i will squeeze I was in
the retirement home and ate the drumsticks and BREATHER FIRE.
That is why he is a swell name. i am screwing the family dog . his name on the toilet seat, she slips and fall
s and almost dies, but i saw a man is following you?
I tried to flirt with her fathers remains.
Hi I am devastated.
My dad grabbed a bat and then santa exchanges it for a person? what the hell is that helps? am i unplugged now
?
Biden sent a horse running down the road and then i shoved my microwave into the outlet to revive but it took
the lights out and morph into a person.
1 AnswerLaw & Ethics3 weeks agoI demand Mr.Right to explain what's going on to me immediately?
You promised new designs, colors, everything. WHAT IS THAT WARNING SIGN AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE MR RIGHT? How could you lie to us :(
Or is yahoo 2 coming up next?
Yahoo Answers4 weeks agoCar Crash The Original? Hell?
My father crashed into his car with his car his car rear ended his car now his car is rapig a donkey a pig?? big car big wheels and big donkey rear end collision with a donkey what the? He took the 12 gauge and blasted the donkey in the head? NO. The donkey sued and received financial gaint fro mthe sueze canal? RObentrippen Maranara Springs FATHER-290183 TEN?
MY nokia phone is ringing they are callign inside my brain
i am NEVER answering the phone the donkey wants me dead
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 month agoWhen are the comments returning? ?
I am going mad. If the comments are not returned i am going to Piss on my COMPUTER. WTF? VERIZON MUST RETURN COMMENTS
5 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 month agoThreatening Messages with my photos sent to me? What should i do?
On my phone robert fripp yesterday a message received father oily? Big
sent message from bank dead rapist? send a message to phone number
+14238997021 threatening phone call said to castrate the garden gnome
2020 Gunbarrel Rd Ste 250, Chattanooga, TN 37421 adress location for
black sheep rotten in the gutter and flying homosexuals refusing the pipe
the plumbing pipe?
2 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 month agoIs using hand sanitizer in store mandatory?
My father went to the store after the court hearing and the woman asked him to sanitize. He grabbed the goddamned sanitizer and sprayed it in her face , then drunk the rest and barfed everywhere. He then ran across the dairy aisle pantless while defecating and finally the security came in and threw him out on the glass window. Can i sue the security man for doing that? It could have hurt him. I have a big lawyer. CCTV footage you can find on the internet
4 AnswersPolitics1 month agoIs Kelvin Working At Starbucks Now?
Recently i decided to contact starbucks on their website and ran into a familiar fella. IS this where kelvin has gone? Did we finally track him down? What do you think?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 month agoStarbucks refused to serve for not wearing a mask?
I went to the local starbucks at 1951 Gunbarrel Rd here in Chattanooga and the bastards refused to serve because I had no mask on. Well i told them I aint wearing no bloody mask i am a FREE CITIZEN! AMERICA! I punched one in the face and took the coffee. Here is a picture they took of me. What are my chances of getting in trouble now? I work for a prestigious company and i dont need trouble. I have a big lawyer
3 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 month agoHow do you purchase Yahoo Answers Platinum Edition?
Hello, i'd like to update my yahoo from basic to platinum because you can ask 100 questions daily on platinum. Where do i submit my cash? Sincerely
5 AnswersYahoo Answers1 month agoYahoo is shutting down? is this real?
what is this image? it was sent to every yahoo answers user last night
4 AnswersYahoo Answers1 month agoMy father wants to get the vaccine?
My father got the first jab of cronavirus vaccine and his penor deflated? Then his ballsack fell off? Then his body morphed into a tuba? He wants another jab but i went to the vaccination place and performed the super spreader. 20,000 sick with the pube lobster?
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys2 months agoSign language on TV? Why?
I hate sign language on tv, i am watching politics or talk and there is a sign language bictch? I am coming over to her house to shi t in her ear... Just put subtitles there idiots.. I was watching super power and the sign interpeter distracted me and my cat got soil erosion.. Then the ball went straight to the hole? GOddamn...
3 AnswersLaw & Ethics2 months agoIs this dangerous? Help me?
went fishing with my dad, tried to naviagate the boat back but now were in somalia, how do i escape? my father is being traded for sheep fur? how do I know if I am getting a good deal at least?
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys2 months agoHow to remove it? Help Legal?
I have orgoglio barbarossa behemoth? Cardebaldernastina perkunas paratras anchovy? Goddamns my father sat on a landmine his pecker is flying to the moon. Good job
1 AnswerPolls & Surveys3 months agoKicked off driving classes?
I want to learn to drive and in the driving class i decided to perform reprecussion percussion of the permission emission and my pendrix evaporated through the hairpype.. The teacher saw me drive a cart? I goddamned raped a bull and it raped the teacher and the teacher raped the cart? It was a big guy with wheels for legs..
I went camping to nashville walmart fossil fuel? Fossil fuel? dinasour
1 AnswerLaw & Ethics3 months agoHair in my soup at restaurant, can i sue?
I came to the restaurant and they said due to disease we eat outside so we ate by the road when a big truck came by and runned over my son bobby his limbs stretched out across the road sick. My soup got knocked over so i locked and load my 12 gaauge and went to the manager and he said get out. I hijaked the big truck and ranned over the penile machine. The investors fueled up the nukes and the galapagos is no more? Seven thousand people inside of a hot air ballon, what the hell is that abuot? Look here you sick.. bastards... i have my ballsack connected to 220 volts outlet and when i piss it shoots thunderbolt, directly into my neighbour's dog's forehead the dog's name is bobby? dog?
1 AnswerLaw & Ethics3 months agoHow to quit smoking fast?
my dad just downed 90 packs of marlboros and he is not going to stop. He puffs smoke from his pecker and noise all day. I think hes gotten cancaer of the whole body even the brain. How to help
6 AnswersMen's Health4 months agoWhat did you get for christmas?
I went to get present naked mans penile machine from bestbuy? I WANTED THE COMBUSTION MECHANYSM i gadmned, punched the christmas tree, Satna pissing by the raod i run over, my father in a blender put his identificaton document yum? Naked mans dancing down the road my father put a funny gift? i open it punch me in the face? IN THE FACE what hte f? i go to best buy SANTA persons RUN
2 AnswersPolls & Surveys4 months ago