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Everyone at school has been talking about this ***** from Rack City and acting like I should know who she is.

I don't know where Rack City is, much less any girls from there.

Can someone tell me where it is on a map? I can't even find it on google maps.

OK, I am bringing a wireless router to a school convention. I have modified it so It is battery powered so I can hide it in my bag.

There are no wireless networks there, so my network will be the only one available for about 400 people to see.

Whenever people connect to my network and then try to access the internet I can show them any page I want. For those of you who doubt this, remember that a router gives the client the DNS server and then the DNS server resolves requests. I am running a custom dns server that points ALL requests to my local webhost IP. Both DNS server and webserver are handled by a laptop in my bag.

This means that I can get all the students in trouble with their teachers for viewing offensive content and all the students to think their teachers are pervs it it pops up on their screen.

I just need some good content to make people look at.

Any suggestions? I would just use p0rn but that seems awfully predictable.

--- I am not worried about getting caught as their are about 400 people there, all my equipment is battery powered and can be kept in my backpack unnoticed.

I am planning a massive prank that I plan to play on about 400-500 people, all from different schools.

The backstory is simple:

It is a convention that students from lots of different schools will be attending. The majority of the time will be spent in a big room listening to important people talk about boring stuff.

Probably about 25% of everyone who attends this brings a laptop. Probably 100% of the audience will get bored during the first 10 minutes of speaking and want to use their laptop to surf their internet to cure their boredom.

The place it is occuring does not provide any wireless access.

This sets out my base: About 100 people with laptops trying to access the internet, with my AP being the only one present.

The Prank: Hijack all attempts to access the internet and point them to my own offensive content.

I need some website or pictures videos etc that would be hilarious for an old teacher to open her browser to while students or watching, or for students to open up to while a teacher is watching.

Basically, the whole premise is that the teacher things the student brought up the offensive content on purpose and he is now going to get punished. The students will think their teacher is a perv for viewing that offensive content when they catch him.

I have been debating just using porn etc etc but I need something more epic than that.

In short, as soon as you open your browser you are sent to my offensive content and I plan to put one of those popup boxes that keep you from closing the browser as soon as you click the close button, forcing it to stay on their screen at least 5-6 seconds in a full room.

The equipment:

All the equipment is already set up and working. I just need epic offensive content.

I am running a Linksys WRT54G 1.1 with power needs of 5V 1.5A off a 6V 2.8A battery. This will provide about 11 hours of runtime for the AP off of one battery.

The webserver/dnsserver is done using a laptop running server2003 with power needs around 60W. It can get about 2.5 Hours off its main battery (old) and it can get about 9 more hours off of 3 6V 2.8A batteries.

This gives me a totally battery powered runtime of about 11 hours, which covers each day and then I can recharge at the hotel at night.

Please don't complain about the equipment as I did not buy anything at all to do this, the rechargeable batteries I already had along with a spare router.

The reason I am so concerned about battery power is that pretty soon after a few people realize that they both had this pop on their screen they will realize it must be the AP, they will complain to the event staff and they will eventually start a manhunt for the AP. They will use their powers of deduction to decide that the AP MUST be plugged in somewhere, so they will waste all their time running outlet to outlet with their laptop over their head pressing refresh on their network list.

All this time I will be sitting in my seat in the middle of 500 people with my AP and my laptop running in a backpack, undetected, causing a 2 part prank in the people viewing my page and the people looking for the AP.

The router is set to open with the ssid "Free Public *** Internet", where *** is the name of the convention.

When connected the router feeds them my custom dns server IP to use. My dns server is set to forward requests for any domain name to my webserver ip. This means that any site they attempt to visit will put them back to my content.

All in all, I am guaranteed anyone who accesses my AP and then tries the internet will get my special web page. I just need good content that isn't predictable to stick on it.

So I want to become a police officer but I have a few questions If i will be good at the job.

1. I am left handed. I am not good at beating people with a baton though. Is there some sort of exercise I can use to improve how much force I can swing a baton with?

2. I know police officers have to wear steel toed boots so when they kick people they can hurt them better. I rreally don't like steel toed boots. Is there some sort of boot with just a reinforced toe I can use?

3. I know you have to lie to people all the time to get them to confess and trick them, but I'm a really horrible liar. Can anyone help me improve?

4. I'm very slow and big so I won't be going on any foot chases. Does anyone know of a community where the criminals don't want to run away when they see me?

Thanks.

Someone posted something mean about me on the internet and my mom wants me to get it off so I need to find the phone number to the internet so she can call it. Does anyone know the phone number for the internet?

So I have been offered by my coach $20 an hour to announce and run the press box at two 5A baseball tournaments during spring break.

It is $20 an hour, cash, and all the free food/drinks I want.

I will easily be there for 45 hours during Spring Break, which is about 900 dollars, and probably over a thousand throwing in food.

During these 45 Hours I have to run the sound effects, announce the game, manage lineups, keep the stat book, and update tournament brackets and head to head results and placings after each game.

I will be speaking to over 2500 people on average at all times when on the mic so its not like he has a whole supply of people that are not scared to do this.

I have announced before and ran music for triple a teams before, so it is not like I am a complete amateur at doing so and am quite professional at it.

Do you think this pay is reasonable for the job?

So I want to become a police officer but I have a few questions If i will be good at the job.

1. I am left handed. I am not good at beating people with a baton though. Is there some sort of exercise I can use to improve how much force I can swing a baton with?

2. I know police officers have to wear steel toed boots so when they kick people they can hurt them better. I rreally don't like steel toed boots. Is there some sort of boot with just a reinforced toe I can use?

3. I know you have to lie to people all the time to get them to confess and trick them, but I'm a really horrible liar. Can anyone help me improve?

4. I'm very slow and big so I won't be going on any foot chases. Does anyone know of a community where the criminals don't want to run away when they see me?

Thanks.

OK, so make sure all this is right:

1. Descartes thinks his senses are not getting everything correctly

2. Aah! This must because an evil demon has nothing better to do but bother me

3. Now, I'm going to prove God exists.

4. I wish that demon would leave me alone.

5. God must exist as I don't know where i got hte idea of god so he must have put it in me.

6. Now, I know that only I and god are guaranteed to exist.

7 ... Oh, and that demon that keeps bothering me.

Am I supposed to think that a guy who said his senses were being f*cked around with by demons is trustworthy on logic and reasoning?

He can't even prove this demon exists using his reasoning that he made up with the demon attacked.

I am taking a rectangle that is made up of a 4x4 grid.

I know that 100 rectangles can be made from this grid.

x,x,x,x

x,x,x,x

x,x,x,x

x,x,x,x

Where X is one the the rectangles that make up the 4x4 grid.

What I want to do is generate the coordinates for each of the possible rectangles.

For example the Coords of the Overall Rectangle made of all the smaller ones is (0,0),(4,4)