Sexnonymous

The problem with us humans, is that no matter what we create, it'll eventually be used for one of two things; war, or boning. Unfortunately the weather provides no sexual stimulation, so this leaves the former.

Project HAARP = High-frequency Active Auroral Research

The name of this 'research' is a bullshit name protecting it's potential to be worse than a nuclear bomb. It can be used to create a sci-fi type world war, thus pretty much ending the human race as we know it.

How could this be done?

By raping the sky with energy rays from large amounts of antennas placed at HAARP's location in Alaska. These rays of energy could then potentially be reflected back into the Earth's ionosphere on an extremely low frequency, called ELF waves, which will seriously **** up your ****. This can change the ELF waves to an extremely dangerous weapon.

The ELF waves are capable of penetrating your own god damn brain. Put your cell phone on vibrate. Now put it to your head. Times this force by at least a million. You have just experienced the potential of HAARP. On top of this, the vibrations could influence brain activity. I.E they could brainwash you. And make you do anythng. See that ugly chick across the bar? Do you want to have sex with her? No? Well you might have to one day. This could not only paralyze you completely, but could cause you to go insane. These waves can also make their way through concrete walls and steel.