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I order the French friends from mcdoonald they didn't gived me barbecue ketchup

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I wat to ask why ayre my frieds on Faceboob so stopid its anooying

They post stopid things

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I jest want to knowe why rice is whit.

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I jest want to knowe why napkins are whit.

Yesterday I SET A WHALE ON FIRE

AND NOW I SET ANOTHER WHALE ON FIRE BECAUSE I WAS SITTING ON IT AND IT GOT ANGRY AT ME SO I SET IT ON FIRE

SO WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY SET A WHALE ON FIRE, SOMEBODY HELP ME BECAUSE A BUNCH OF SHRIMP ARE ATTACKING ME RIGHT NOW.

SO, I WAS SWALLOWED BY A WHALE AND THEN BAM I SET THE WHALE ON FIRE NOW IM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN FLOATING ON MY LAPTOP. I REALLY NEED HELP GUYS. SO IF ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE A HELICOPTER ICAN YUO PLEASE HELP ME I TO.D ALL OF MY FIRNDS ON FACEBOOK NONE OF THEM HAVE HELICOPTERS

...AND WHILE I GOT SWALLOWED BY A WHALE I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE MY LAPTOP WITH ME. SO NOW I'M INSIDE OF THE WHALE'S STOMACH. SO IF ANYBODY ON YAHOO ANSWERS HAS EVER BEEN SWALLOWED BY A WHALE BEFORE AND HAS GOTTEN OUT, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? IM IN THIS PART OF THE WHALE'S BODY WHERE THERE'S A POOL OF GREEN SLIME AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF SHRIMP IN IT. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

Thanks ill be hadjfvasflscj;;.,:/

...AND WHILE I GOT SWALLOWED BY A WHALE I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE MY LAPTOP WITH ME. SO NOW I'M INSIDE OF THE WHALE'S STOMACH. SO IF ANYBODY ON YAHOO ANSWERS HAS EVER BEEN SWALLOWED BY A WHALE BEFORE AND HAS GOTTEN OUT, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? IM IN THIS PART OF THE WHALE'S BODY WHERE THERE'S A POOL OF GREEN SLIME AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF SHRIMP IN IT. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

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So today I decidet to make a Faceboob

How do I creat an accunt

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So today I cheked my rice cocker it wasnot functining properly on Facebok

What shood I do to fix my rice cocker

PLEES ANSWER MY QUESTON

IT NEED AWNSERING

IF MY QUESTON HAS NO AWNSERING

IT WOOD NOT BE GOUD

IT WOUD BE BAD

SO PLESS DONT LET ANYTHONG BAD HAPEN

PLEASE JUST AWNSERING MY QUESTON