Jake

The situation is rather unusual. In my theater class my teachers pen that he's had for years and years is almost dead, so we're having some sort of ceremony in class tomorrow to switch the ink. My job was to find two poems for this ' ceremony'.

First poem is supposed to be like 'what if it doesn't work (the changing of the ink) and the second has to be a new beginning type of thing. These poems don't need to be about pens. Just poems having to do with the theme of ' what if it doesn't work' and ' new beginnings'. If you can actually find a poem like that it would be much appreciated

I'm writing a fanfiction about a reality show and I need a challenge that is based on a fairy tale. If you have any ideas, they would be much appreciated

Tonight is the homecoming dance at my school and I did not go. I knew the dance was coming up, and I really didn't care or try to get a date until today... My friend had his birthday party today and it was fun at first, until everyone started talking about how they were going to homecoming tonight. That's when I started to feel like the odd one out. Out of all my friends there I was one of two who wasn't going to homecoming. The other person going besides me didn't have a date. Me, I didn't ask anybody because I didn't care about the dance, and the person I have a crush on, well I couldn't ask them. I'm gay, and in the closet and I'm sure he's straight. He was at the party and had a date and everything. That's not really the reason I didn't want to go though. I've never cared about dances and I didn't even feel bad about not going until I was at that party and all my friends were getting ready to go with their dates. Should I ask somebody to the next dance just to go so I'm not left out again?

I NEED to take the ACT and get a decent score in order to apply to my colleges of choice. I didn't get information on how to sign up for the test at my school on October 21st until the day before the deadline. The next test is in December and that's after the deadline for all the colleges I want to apply to. I've taken the ACT once before, and got a bad score (14). I was wondering if there's any way I can take the test before December, or I could some how still get in with my first score.

I'm a Junior in high school and I've kind of fallen in love with a friend of mine. We met each other freshman year and we became fast friends. I didn't really have a crush on him then, and I hadn't realized I was gay yet. I checked guys out but never admitted it to myself... Sophomore year I developed a little crush on him. Nothing serious. I just checked him out on occasion then this year, Junior year I fell in love with him. I don't know how to explain but when I'm around him I have this warm feeling. I like him a lot and that's what made me realize I was gay. We've spent a lot more time together this year than we have the last two years.

I don't know if he's gay. I've indirectly asked him if he was gay, and he's said no but there have been things he's done to show he may like me... He talks to me a different way than he does to his other friends... When we we're in the school musical together he wanted to talk to me alone so he pulled me aside and put his arm around me... He didn't really say anything to me when we talked but when his arm was around me it felt good. I've touched his hand, and every time we do it feels nice. How should I tell him I like him without it ruining our friendship in case he's straight?

I heard trading names is the cool thing to do now a days. Remember after we trade names, there are NO trade backs!

Santa brought me a Smores maker!

My friend let her army of sock puppets have a sleep over at my house last week and one of them took a liking to me. He even died his hair blue, like mine! Anyway he came over to my house today with his girlfriend another sock puppet named Penguin-Food. She looks like a duck, and she keeps on trying to destroy me. How can I stop her?

Don't you think it would be fun?

Last night I had this weird dream where I was at the hospital and I ate these weird pills, and the doctor told me I was pregnant. I didn't have the baby or anything, or get fat. He just told me I was pregnant, and I went home. After that I woke up. Does this mean anything?

Tomorrow is year book day, and I don't want to be the guy who writes boring stuff like "Have a fun summer". I want to write, interesting funny, weird stuff. Any ideas?

I think it sends a bad message to the children.

Last night my pregnant toaster went into labor and had 5 baby toasters. I don't know what to do with them. Does anyone want to adopt one?

I have a friend from another planet. She goes to my school, and she has told me and a few other people about her planet, Dunoxia. She even taught me some of her alien language. I'm not sure why, but I have a feeling her people wish to invade our planet. Should I do anything about it?

Hillshire!

I just shaved off my real mustache, and I don't like how I look without it. I have a fake mustache I'm going to wear until it grows back, but it won't stay on my face. What is a non painful way to make it stay on my face?