buddybottle_australia

have a 4 cyl petrol motor and need a quick fix solution to keep car running another month ..

i heard of a mix of transmission fluid and something else added thru the carby of a running engine to thicken the rings and keep the vehicle going,has anyone heard of this or any other solution,all answers are appreciated

yr grandmother

on the clothes line ya sick puppy!!

another young fella answers the ad,it was the brother of the bloke who had fallen out of the belfry window,and knowing how much his brother had wanted the job,was determined to do the job in his brothers honour,..

Quasi took him up to the top of the belfryand like he did with his brother ,showed him the procedure for which the bell needed to ring.."Swing the bell hard to the side,DING-DONG-BING,and as it comes back the 4th time hit it with yr head,BONG"

The young bloke thought he had it down pat,he swung the bell hard,DING,it swung back,DONG,swung out again,BING,and it came back the 4th time he slammed his head into it,the force ,as it did with his brother,knocked him backwards out the belfry window where like his brother he fell to his death on the courtyard below,Quasi once again looks down and thinks,"not a f*ckin' gen" and starts the long flight down,in the courtyard he breaks his way into the crowd,a man says"who is he?",

Quasi says "Dunno,but hes a dead ringer for his brother"

He advertised the position and a young fellow answered ,Quasi took him to the belfry and proceeded to show him the procedure for which the bell needed to ring..

"push it hard to the side ,DING-DONG-BING and as it comes back on the 4th swing,hit it with yr head,BONG.

The young fella said he could do it..He swung the enormous bell,DING-DONG-BING,and as it came back on the 4th swing he hit it with his head and the force of the bellknocked backwards out the belfry window to the courtyard below.Quasi looked down and thought,sh!t i better get down there..some 10 minutes later Quasi gets down to the courtyard,acrowd has gathered and were milling around the body..Quasi breaks his way thru,when someone asks "who is he?,who is he?"Quasi says "Dunno,but his face rings a bell!"

Little Johnny stands up and says,

"the other day i was with my dad going to the automart when there was a bloke who lost his load of oranges all over the road,and dad said"it will take the c*nt ages to pick them all up!""

He goes to the local brothel,and the bouncer says,"Room # 3 is all ya can get for that!"

the man goes to room #3,inside is a chicken,he thinks to himself,it's better than nothing and gets to work on the chicken..

Next day,the same man is feeling horny again,but today he only has $5 on him.,he goes to the same brothel to see what he can get for his money

the bouncer says"For $5 ,go upstairs, 3rd room on the left"

the man goes upstairs,opens the door and there is around 25 blokes bent over trying to look thru a hole in the floor.

he bustles his way thru them,looks thru the hole and sees a man having sex with a pig..

he says"F*ckin' hell,thats sick"

a bloke replies"if ya think thats sick,ya should have been here yesterday,there was a bloke f*cking a chicken!!"

And says "I've got this excruciating pain in my rectum!"

the doctor tells him to go behind the cutain,undress and lie down on the table

the doctor begins his examination,and says"i know the problem,you've got a bunch of flowers stuck up your ars!"

"how the hell did these get here?"says the dr.

"Oh,never mind that"says the gay "just read the card"

Another man watering his lawn sees him,drops his hose,runs out to the street and yells at the man,

"Hey ,what the f**k are you doing with a crocodile on a leash?"

"I'm taking him to the zoo!" he replies

"thank christ for that" the man says and goes back into his yard.

The next day while gardening ,the man looks to the street and sees the same man,with the same crocodile walking him down the street again

the man runs out to the road once again and screams at the man

"Hey d!ckhead,thought you were taking that crocodile to the zoo?"

to which the man replies

"Yeah,went to the zoo,he loved it,today i'm taking him to the circus!"

more points

he puts his foot down ,but the blur keeps up,he puts his foot to the floor,and the blur takes offs in front of him and runs down a country lane..he follows it to a homestead and notices that it is a chicken with 3 legs ,where it runs behind the house..

he stops his car and gets out just as an old big farmer bloke opens the door with a rifle in his hand..

"What do ya want?"

"I just followed a chicken here and it had 3 legs"

"So!" says the farmer

"well i never seen a chicken with 3 legs before"

"Well i breed 'em!"says the farmer

"why on earth would ya be doing that?"asks the traveller

"well i like a drumstick,me wife likes a drumstick and me son likes a drumstick!"

"WOW",says the traveller,"thats fantastic,How do they taste?"

"Dunno!,cant catch the bastards!!"

and woke up with butter on yr bum,Would you tell anyone?

and lays an egg there,can my neighbour lay claim to it..

And incest is relatively boring....

Is necrophiliism dead boring...?

i dont want any world peace/happy family/health type of garbage answers,i want fantasy.

i'd like the power to look at a woman i liked in a certain type of way and she was mine....and ...i'd like to have all the money that is lost or hidden in the world to guarantee wealth...

THATS the type of answers i like to see.cheers

From Australia

The male always has to disprove and pay for the costs!