Hilarious

Just out of curiosity, what is your beer of choice? I may have to get around to trying some of your choices.

I just moved into a house, and as I was spreading out a blanket to put on my bed, I felt a relatively sharp stinging pain on my finger. I dropped the blanket, and standing on it was what I at first thought to be a large spider. After examining it closer, however, I discovered that it was an insect. It looks like a large cricket with spider like legs. I thought it was a "camel cricket" after doing some research, but there is a problem with that conclusion. People claim that camel crickets don't bite. Whatever this bug is, it definitely bit or stung me. Any ideas as to what it is. Thank you in advance.