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Well, you should!

Do you know all the words?

Though this makes me laugh a little bit, it is not a joke!

My boyfriend is complaining that last night he took a poop, and he was pushing really hard and he thinks he hurt something. He says is still hurts so bad that he cannot even sit down. Is it possible that he did hurt something? What should I do about it?

Who is it?

My boyfriends cousin? He has a good sense of humor, and he is friggen hot!! Perfect man for me.

I just posted a question telling y'all i have reached level four, and apparently that is a violation!!!

Is it me? lol

Who wants to be my date?

He leaves the toilet seat up, so I yell at him about that. But now, so he doesn't forget to put it back down, he doesn't lift it up at all and gets piss on the seat! Urgh! What is a girl to do?

My boyfriend is planning on proposing to me on my 21st birthday. I know we will probably eventually get married, but I don't know if Im ready for that yet. Any advice for me?

or known anyone who has?

It was a stupid violation too. I only answered a question about a minivan and how many of a certain nationality of people one could fit into one! lol

Who wants to celebrate?!

If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, or someone to talk to, I'm here. If it would ever make you feel better, I can tell you my story and everything I have overcome.

Buffalo wings! WTF. I had pasta for dinner. And the smell is really making me want wings now!

Are you afraid of panty lines? Should your pants really be that tight?

Testimonials please!

Today at work I was drinking pop and walking listening to a coworkers funny story. She made me laugh just as I took a big gulp of pop, and I accidentally spit it all over her. We're friends, so should I feel bad about it? I mean, she made me laugh!

Guys, do you like the ones with the mesh "manholder" inside? Or do you like the boardshorts that let you roam free?

You can admit it if you do...I wont judge you!