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****** ***** (5/24/2007 6:46:10 PM): abumba jumba

hahaha sorry i starred out her name so u cant make fun of her. but wtf does that mean? lol.

your favorite thing to put on an ice cream sundae?

lol sorry im bored :)

http://www.thomann.de/prodbilder/ibanez_ic400bk_ic...

it looks exactly like this except instead of the neck being brown, its black. and also on the back of the neck its signed by linkin park, system of a down, avenged sevenfold, kirk hammet from metallica, and jimmy page from led zeppelin. man i thought it was the best gift i ever got! damn i love it! lol what do u think about it?

there is a rule that says "i before e except after c"? wouldnt that mean science is spelled wrong?

favorite roller coaster? and at what theme park/ city is it at? My favorite is The Raging Bull in Gurnee, IL

charlie horse? for those of u that dont know what it is sorry i dont know how to describe it... but it hurts like hell! i just got one i couldnt move for like 5 minutes.

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi lol when u go there just type in your name and tell me what it says. some of them are funny

and you could have a lifetime supply of one food and one drink, what would they be?

Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.....

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

LOL i that was funny. no offense to women btw. just a joke!

a man gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. "Sorry Officer!" says the man "but i just stole this car and im trying to get away safely." "This car is stolen?" says the cop. "yes sir. i had to beat an old lady with a gun to get this car." "you beat an old lady with a gun?!" the cop says. "Ya, her body is in the trunk and the gun is in the glove department, next to all my weed!" "OK son, stay there, i need to call for back up." so 5 mins later, back up comes and the chief cop says,"excuse me sir, i need to see the inside of your trunk, the glove department, and your license and registration." "um sure. whats the problem?" says the man and does as hes told. there is no body in the trunk, no weed or weapon in the glove department, and he has all the papers for the car, it was his. "hmm. my officer just said the car was stolen and you put a lady in the trunk and there was a gun and weed in the glove department" "WHAT? that *****. i bet he said i was speeding too" and drove away safely."

He heard boys pants were half off. lol

A Blonde is driving in the parking lot trying to find a spot to park, but there doesnt seem to be any.

"Please god! i cannot be late to this meeting! if you can make a spoty for me i would be so happy! In fact, i promise to start going to church on sundays, and i'll stop being a prostitute. just pleeeaaaasssee clear me a spot!"

all of a sudden a car disappears and a spot is free. the blonde looks up and says "nevermind! found one!"

lol... no offense to blondes

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? are you crazy??" She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string o n the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

To get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

And some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper to roll your own.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... So does she.