lovegoddess11

there is a new movie coming out that my friends told me about its about a gay guy who gets this girl to pretend to be his girlfriend so people won't know he is gay she also helps another gay guy by covering for him but this girl tells her shes a slut for being with these two guys and she comes to school the next day wearing slutty clothes with an a embroidered across her chest? i know its confusing but please tell me lol?

i want to watch it but i cant without having to download some program which i dont know how to do. help me please?

i was trying to make the sound louder so i was toying with the sound control (which was stupid i know) but now no sound is coming out and nothing i see is on mute or anything! what's wrong?

please help me its a riddle

how do you apologize to someone? there is this guy on my bus and i like him but he was talking to me and my bro heard it and thought he said something else and told the bus driver that he said something bad and i told the bus driver he didnt but she doesnt believe me!!! now the guy i like is in trouble and i need to apologize to him. i dont want him to hate me!!!!

What question can you never answer?

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

an Italian man wanted to move to America.

he went to the passport lady and she said he had to learn three English words to get his passport.

he went to the airport and learned takeoff.

he went to the zoo and learned zebra. he went to the nursery and learned baby.

he went back to the lady and said "takeoff zebra baby"

( translation: take off the bra, baby)