Isobel

Hey everyone!

So, my friend Katie was kidnapped by this girl Rhonda (who we HATE) because she blames us for the death of Mavis. Rhonda then passed Katie on to Brindie (who we HATE) who also blames us for the death of Mavis (who died in a strangling accident in a swimming pool). Katie was then being held at Brindie's house.

My friend Heini and I went over to Brindie's in order to try and rescue Katie or at least to investigate. We saw that they were in so we decided not to kick the door down like we did at Rhonda's house, however the door was locked. We looked around and found a spare key under a plant pot and slid inside.

When we got in there we saw Katie sitting at a table sipping a cup of tea. She looked SO shocked to see us and asked us to be quiet, which we did. We then headed towards the exit of the house when Brindie emerged from an anteroom and screamed "what the F**K are you B*TCHES doing here, could you be serious?!"

Brindie then lunged at Heini, knocking her to the floor. Heini tried to fight back, however Brindie had her pinned to the floor. I was going to join in the fight and defend Heini, but I was wearing heels and a long golden dress, so instead I grabbed what I thought was an ornamental vase from Brindie's shelf and hurled it at her head. However when it hit her ashes came out, and I discovered that it was her dead mother's urn! Brindie was knocked unconscious by her mother's remains and stopped attacking Heini.

Am I in any danger of a revenge attack?

Hey everyone!

So, recently this girl called Rhonda (who we HATE) came back into our lives after faking her death around a year and a half ago in a car accident. She hates us because she blames us for the death of Mavis who died in a strangling accident in her swimming pool at a party and we suspect that she kidnapped our friend Katie whilst she was going out to get pizza.

We found out that she lives at the same place she did before she faked her death, so I went there with my friend Heini whilst Rhonda was at work (she works as an administration assistant in an office). The door was locked so Heini kicked it open and we went in.

We did not find Katie anywhere in the house, but we found an old Nokia phone on the side which we suspected Rhonda utilised for crime. We broke on to it, and we found messages to this girl called Brindie (who we HATE) who also blames us for the death of Mavis.

They said things like 'thank you for taking her' and 'make sure Isobel doesn't find out about step two'. We have no idea what step two could be and what they are planning for Katie, however we do know where Brindie lives!

After we had read the text messages, we heard someone shout "what the F**K is going on in here?!" We turned around and it was Rhonda's mum, Clementine! She didn't know us, so I went up to her and since I was wearing a long golden dress and heels I looked very trustworthy, so I said that Rhonda had one a competition and we were putting the prize in her house.

Hey everyone!

So, not long ago my friend Katie came over to my house. She was walking through the estate to get back home from her workplace when she noticed that there was someone following her. She described the person as being black, with medium curly black hair and wearing a trenchcoat. I was worried because this fits the description of this girl Rhonda who we HATE who blames us for the death of Mavis in Brindie's pool.

Whilst following Katie, the girl that we think might be Rhonda caught up with her and pushed her against a wall. In the panic, Katie didn't get a good look at her face but she managed to kick her to the ground and run to my house for safety.

We talked for a bit about the incident and what this could mean for our personal safety. We then decided we were hungry so I sent Katie out to get a pizza (I would have gone but I was wearing heels).

This was four hours ago and I haven't heard from her since! The pizza place is a 25 minute walk away (there is one which is a 10 minute walk but I told her not to go to that one because I don't like it) and she should have been back by now! I phoned the pizza place and they said that Katie has already picked up the pizza!

What should I do? Is there any way to get my money back on the pizza? I did not receive it.

Hey everyone?

So, I was at work the other day (I am a part-time head manager of a department store whilst studying for a degree in physics) and I was sorting out some of the stock in our costume department that we had been shipped by mistake as I like to get involved and actually do work.

I had to go down to the customer services desk on the first floor in order to fetch another battery for my label printer and whilst I was fetching a battery that was fully charged I saw this girl called Rhonda who I thought was dead come through the doors! I knew it was her because she had a scar from mountain biking under her eye and this girl had the SAME scar! I ducked behind the desk until she had walked off elsewhere and then RAN back to the costume department as fast as I could in really high heels and a tight golden dress.

I have SO much history with Rhonda. About a year and a half ago, I was at this party where a girl called Mavis was accidentally strangled in her swimming pool and Rhonda blamed my friends and I for the death of Mavis. Rhonda then tried to take revenge on us by chasing us with her car, however she lost control and veered off of the road in an accident that we thought had killed her. However, recently we had uncovered evidence that suggested that Rhonda may be alive, so we were on the look out anyway.

Hey everyone!

So, the other day, I was working at the store where I am the part-time head manager (whilst studying for a degree in physics). I was on the shop floor, helping my colleagues to deal with customers at the customer service desk. A woman was trying to return a chicken that she had bought, but she had already cooked it so clearly we wouldn't accept it. She didn't even have her receipt.

Whilst dealing with said woman, I saw this girl that I HATE (Marlene) walk past the desk. She was wearing a tight black dress, similar to one that I would wear to work (except I look good in mine) and a name badge with heels. This sparked my curiosity, so I asked Marceline (the senior manager of the store) to deal with the chicken woman. However, as I went, the chicken woman grabbed me and I had to spend time having security escort her from the store.

After that was dealt with, I phoned the security room and asked if any woman with tight black dresses and heels was visible on the cameras. They paused for a second and said that there was one in the vegetable aisle (where I was) so I was like "that's ME, can you look for another woman?" so they took another look and found Marlene in the perfume department.

Hey everyone!

So, around a year ago this girl called Rhonda died (or so we thought) in a car explosion after crashing whilst chasing a car with me and my friends Heini and Katie in. She was chasing us because she blamed us for the death of Mavis (who died after being strangled in a swimming pool, however Mavis actually came back but then fell off of a building and we haven't seen her since).

Recently, we have been sent video evidence that suggests that Rhonda may not actually be dead, and we interpreted this as a threat to our security due to the fact that Rhonda tried to kill us many times. We decided, in this case, to return to the site of Rhonda's supposed death.

We drove there and got out to see if we could find anything that would point to Rhonda's whereabouts but couldn't find anything, the debris had been cleared long ago. We searched around in the bushes to see if there was anything left over but couldn't find anything.

All of a sudden we saw this flash and turned around. We thought there was someone in the bushes so we went to investigate when this woman emerged and started running away. We tried to run after her but we were all wearing heels and dresses so she escaped us.

What should we do? Is this woman a danger to us? How can we look further into Rhonda's death?

Hey everyone!

So, the other day I threw a party which a girl I HATE (Brindie) came uninvited and brought £10,000 of cocaine along with her, which I decided to flush down the toilet. It turns out however that Brindie owed the people she got the cocaine from £9,800 (which makes sense because she's a restroom assistant in a supermarket).

Not long after that, my friend Nigella (who is SO kind and sweet but also really aggressive and dangerous) were going out to get an asparagus and pesto pizza (with a gluten free base). I was waiting outside as I needed to make a phone call, when I was approached by a tall man wearing a trenchcoat and a morbidly obese woman with a pixie cute and MASSIVE hoop earrings.

They were all like "are you Isobel Mathers?" and I was like "who are you?" when the man tried to grab me, but I grabbed one of my heels and whacked him round the face with it. The morbidly obese woman then CHARGED at me like a hippo with a burning kebab skewer up her ****.

Luckily Nigella came out at this point and punched her in her omnipresent abdomen. She fell to the ground, and rolled away. Nigella then grabbed the man and pinned him against the wall, before kicking him between the legs. He ran off, followed by the woman who was waddling as fast as she could.

What should we do about this problem?

Hey everyone!

So, the other day, for my job (I am a part-time head manager of a department store whilst studying for a degree in physics) I went to a training seminar for managers which included a final task and a subsequent awards ceremony.

We were all separated into groups of five. I was grouped with four of the most apathetic people in the seminar, however I am SO skilled at motivating people that it didn't take long before they were enthusiastic and absorbed into the project.

What we had to do was brand a type of tea, and our group was given Lapsang Souchong. We also had to elect a leader so I assumed that role with ease. I delegated responsibilities and made sure that every person carried their weight whilst being an energising and admirable leader at the same time.

We created an Asian themed design with beautiful patterns that was eyecatching. It was a wonderful product and I felt regret towards the fact that we couldn't actually put this product on the market.

When the awards ceremony came around, there were quite a few different awards. The first one was for best teamwork which I KNEW we were going to win as I was SO good at making everyone gel together in synergy.

The next was best leader, and I was pretty sure I was going to win this one too, as my observations did not spot anyone in the room that was proficiently leading their group. When they said my name I was so happy, but not shocked at all.

Hey everyone!

So, my friends (Heini and Katie) and I have just finished our undergraduate degrees at university (I am a part-time head manager of a department store whilst studying for a degree in physics), so we were discussing throwing a party to celebrate that.

I invited about twenty people who we knew and made some food and bought loads of spirits for our guests to consume.

The party kicked off the other day, and it was deeply successful. There was music playing and everyone was wildly entertained. However, then this girl that we HATE (but some people at the party were friends with) called Brindie came in. Everyone went completely silent because they were SO shocked to see her. She didn't even go to university!

Obviously she wanted me to react and attack her, but instead I calmly went over to her and said "it's lovely to see you" and she looked SO shocked. Everyone was looking at her and smirking.

A while into this party, my friend Juniper told me to come up to the bathroom with her and I did in case she was interested in a liason. We got into the bathroom and she was like "omg Isobel look what I found in Brindie's bag!" and pulled out a MASSIVE bag of cocaine. I was SO shocked, even for Brindie's standards.