Red

Here's the situation:

I have a friend who is jealous that I have a boyfriend.

He has two years of Army reserve duty to fulfill and one more year of college then he wants to get married. She says that gives me at least three years to help her find a boyfriend.

The thing is, she's VERY picky: the guy can't have tattoos and/or piercings, can't be a smoker, and can't be a drinker, even if it's just the occasional social drink.

She knows plenty of guys hit on me because I work with the public so she told me to give them her number because we have similar personalities and if they like me, they'll like her.

Here's the deal:

I am a redhead with a small nose that has a slight up-turn and wide, almond-shaped hazel eyes. I'm 5'3 and 115lbs (high-metabolism, not anorexic or anything) with nice curves.

She's a brunette with a short, snub nose and narrow, close-set hazel eyes. She's 5'0 and 245lbs and a generally round shape.

I've already told her nicely that guys who think I'm pretty won't be the same kind of guy who'll think she's pretty and vice versa. But she just won't listen and keeps insisting that they'll like her too.

Should I be mean and give a guy her number so she'll find out the hard way? Or should I keep trying to make her see things as they are?

I don't like being mean but she's really pushing me to the brink of insanity.