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I'm going through what is proving to a long and egregious process to legally change my name. the county court requires that i provide a fingerprint card and i went to the sheriffs department and theyll provide the service but not the card.

Hey. im writing a comic book and one of the characters i wrote has super strength, is russian, and calls himself the golden glory. he has a quirky obsession with gold (referring to the golden age of comic books, where superman only had super strength like him), and he is all around a campy super hero. So what im looking for is the same as what Mr. Freeze did with ice puns, but GG does the same with gold. Im looking for puns specifically, but jokes will help too. anything having to do with gold.

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but i want a pic like this in lines and dots and dashes with someone doing the red eye.

for a pic of a red eye... http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedEye its like the japanese equivilant pf flipping the bird.

i cant do pics lik this. can anyone help?

I want to cover my room-mate's bed with post-its that say the word "poosty" because hes been really obsessed with this word lately and been annoying the hell out of all of us.