Cave Johnson

What they do?

Where I can buy? (internet preferrable)

Price?

I enjoy Nicotine and the buzz it gives me but the whole cancer thing really gets in the way of my enjoyment. Is the E-cigarette a good alternative and if so, what is the best brand?

I wanna order some cheap clothes and stuff but most sites are based in other countries and I end up getting raw-dogged when it comes to shipping rates and paying what I pay going to the mall. So tell me some good sites to get around the painful and penetrative experience that is shopping in the land of Aus.

I usually use the crappy earbuds that come with my ipod but I am going to get some decent over-ear type ones and want to know the specs I should be looking out for and what they mean in relation to the quality of sound (bass, volume, high pitch response, etc)

I would like to know a website (possibly a torrent site) that would let me download Japanese PC games with a patch that makes the language English or with English subs as an option...

PS: buying them in hard copy or ordering from online isn't an option.

Nickelback isn't the greatest band around but are surely not the worst. I like a few of their songs and even I have joined in making fun of them on occasions. But it seems like it is close to the top of the "internet's most despised" list which probably looks something like...

1. Justin Bieber

2. Twilight saga

3. Nickelback

Whats up with this?

I have a cheap@$$ dell lattitude d620 I pretty much found and I cannot play many video games on it. I also have a HP pavillion dv6500 in their "entertainment notebook" series. The HP is SCREWED and I need advice.

The specs are are on the following links:

dell d620: http://www.notebookreview.com/default.asp?newsID=2...

hp dv6500: http://h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c01295877.pdf

1. are any of the vital parts (graphics cards etc) compatible with my dell?

2. What parts can/should take from teh HP and put in the Dell?

3. How much if at all would this improve my laptop's ability to play video games?

4. If the answer to question is "none". Can you suggest some games and apps that my laptop can run decently and are still fun?

I've heard things, some good and some bad about it. Can someone who knows about it give me a a little more info?

I used to learn Japanese in primary and the start of high school (till year 10), but other subjects stopped me from learning any further. Recently I have been wanting to get back to it and would like you to recommend a piece of software that instructs in both written and spoken Japanese. Ideally it would start quite basically and progress through the three scripts and teach vocabulary and phrases and stuff.

I have all his movies and from what I know the last one he did was Clerks 2 way back like in 07 and im so wanting another one to come along.

I just watched the film Chronicle and want to know if there is a way I can learn to do stuff that is anywhere near as awesome as that.

PS: If you're just gonna be like "no that is impossible you're an idiot" don't bother answering, as that is the very definition of spamming

Australia is still part of the British commonwealth and I think it would be an excellent idea to form our own continental congress, write up a declaration of independence and elect a president of our own choosing rather than just a prime minister, whose government can be dissolved at a whim of England. Discuss.

I guy I know told me there is this drug that makes your body burn off all its body fat in like three days by messing up your metabolism or something...is he full of crap or does this exist?

I deleted a bunch of music from my computer because I don't want it on my ipod any more but when I sync my ipod they still show up. The only way I can get them off is to go down the list and look for the songs that have a little exclamation mark to the left of it and delete one by one. There hundreds of these files and they are hiding among THOUSANDS of songs. There has got to be a faster way to do this.....thanks in advance

I don't thing you actually attack anything yourself but you have a laser/lightning beam thing you use to pick enemies up and maneuver them into things like spike pits, saws and pits of acid. I've been trying to remember the name for AGES......easy 10

Rihanna, Nicki minaj, 50 cent the list goes on.

Bunus question: Do you think he could make Justin Bieber sound better?

Before Justin Timberlake brought it back.

If anybody reading this is a vampire please say so because I like true blood and I think that would be very cool.

I own the whole series on dvd and both movies. I liked literally all of it but when I watched the second movie I was like "WTF is this crap" What was that guy smoking when he came up with such a lame story.

I stumbled upon this video about half a year ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0

It scared the crap out of me...if you can tell me what it is and put up the link to its Wikipedia or something else it would be MUCH appreciated.