Victoria M

an older lady at your work passes gas in your office when shes bending over getting files, but doesn't realize its her thats farting?

were on about the 5th fart today and my gag reflexes are starting to kick in.

I um.. cant seem to find him any where...

absolutley no idea what good coffee really is, or how much it should cost?

You people are paying too much for burnt coffee and a fancy name.

Poll: Starsucks or DD?

Mine was a Dr. Richard Assing , The law firm in Tampa called Dykes and Johnson or the guy my husband used to work with Robert Glasscock.

My husband and i just placed a bid on a short sale house, generally speaking how long will it take for the bank to tell us they have accepted our bid? I have read any where from 30 days-3 months. My realtor is saying 2-3 weeks, which seems a bit soon even in FL. Tips for short sales are welcome as well! Thanks,

a: mrs.pusserkins

b. gina jones

c. tina the vageena

im going with b.

for me its cotton.. when it makes that squeaky noise.. like if its rubbed on enamel.. shivers*

Because.. personally my answers are a little on the messed up side today.. my personal fav thus far:

Question:

I need help with naming a group me and my friend are forming. We're making jewelry, necklaces, and other beaded crafts to sell them and earn money

my answer:

Beautiful.Unique.Timeless. - Beads

for short BUT Beads.

oh wait.. .. .. never mind.

or these..

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Arg_2...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApuCA...

plesea tell em yuor favoirit beer ..

snappy hour strated ealry.. . . .

My fav. was the one i saw this morning, it was on a mini-van full of kids, and it read:

hijack this mother f*cker.

another one i like is..

Honk if you like Bush, that way i know which cars to hit.

is anyone else fascinated by these products?

which is your fav?

pretty sure mine is the wonder hanger. ive been dreaming about them for weeks.

POLL: cats or dogs

seriously theres some stupid ones out there.

im really over ones asking "have you ever pooped?"

or the answers saying "come here white girl touch my chocolate anaconda"

those are pretty bad.

put them away right now!

put those things away!

That hurt. Explain yourself now.

sat in a staff meeting for 2 hours pinching yourself so hard you bruise just to stay awake?

POLL: having explosive mudbutt in your bosses bathroom

or

throwing up all over the floor in his office

punch people in the face when they continually come into your office and ask you about work related tasks when your clearly on lunch break??

POLL: which is worse?

having your tires popped with a note saying dont bother me during lunch

or

having someone continually "fart bomb" your office for the next three weeks for bothering them repeatedly during lunch.

LMAO Health > Men's Health (hey hey now. girls pop tires too)

broke it. Hes wearing kaki's today so its all over his butt. Should I tell him?

Poll: get caught looking a dirty websites by your boss

Or

Accidentally squeak out a little fart at a big meeting

pop someone's tires?

what would they have to do to make you so mad that you snap?

poll: sitting next to the boss at work or sitting next to the crapper?

and i just watched it pee in her hand bag she left on the floor. should i tell her?

poll: its okay to judge people by their pets?