Ash

My computer stopped working, and took out the battery.....went downstairs.....cat jumped on the table.....knocked over the beer I was drinking.....I took a deep breath.......I heard a fizzy noise....now my battery doesn't work. Who's fault is it? Mine, or the cat's, because my stepgrandma said I don't have the right to blame the cat "cat's don't got no laws", she said. I was furious!