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Invite me to your Christmas celebrations ??

Could you please pray, wish, send blessings to someone special to me, cause today is a really important day for her and she needs as much positive energy, wishes, prayers, blessings as possible.

Thank you..

Why is it so difficult to say goodbye to someone you really love ?? do you'll feel the same ??

Is there anyone whom you care for more than yourself ??

if yes who is it ??

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Once there lived twin brothers named Jack and Jim. Jack was married and Jim was single, but the proud owner of a dilapidated old boat.Disaster struck an the same day. Jack's wife died and Jim's boat sank.A few days later Jim met a friend on the street who mistook him for Jack and offered his sympathies saying:

"You must feel really terrible."

"Oh, not really, she was an old wreck from the beginning.Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like dead fish. For the first time I got into her, she made water faster than anything I have ever seen. There was a bad crack in her back and a pretty big hole in the front. The hole got bigger each time I used her and she leaked like crazy, but what finnished her was these five guys I know who borrowed her. I told them she was no good, but they said they would take a chance with her anyhow. So I rented her out, then these crazy fools tried to get into her all at once, and it was to much for her. She cracked right in the middle..."

At this, the friend FAINTED.

Is anyone else having trouble with their 360 again ??........

C'mon people say the name of whom you love, or it means your ashamed of them........

How do i make her understand that i too expect in return what i give her ??........

She says she'll never do it again and didn't mean to do it in the first place itself. but im really hurt and love her a lot. Should i give it a second chance or will i fall flat again ??........

What should i do to mend my broken heart ??........

Are you feeling hurt today ??

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Birds and the Bees

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

“I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears.

“Promise me you won’t tell me.”

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

“Oh dad,” the boy sobbed,

“When I was 6, I got the there’s no Santa speech.

At 7, I got the there’s no Easter Bunny speech.

When I Was 8, you hit me with the there’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech.

If you tell me that grown-ups don’t really f*ck, I’ll have nothing left to live for.

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The Attractive Undergraduate

One day, a very attractive under graduate visited the professor’s office. The undergraduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee “accidentally”, etc.

Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”

The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, “Anything?”

To which the undergradute cooed, “Yes, anything you say.”

After some brief reflection, the professor asked, “What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?”

The student lied, “Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then.”

The professor then advised, “Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don’t you attend that.”

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Sand

A young man comes up to the border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The border guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”

“Sand,” answers the young man.

The guard is a bit skeptical and asks the young man to turn over the bags for inspection. The guard empties the bags, but finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the young man overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The young man is released and promptly rides across the border with his sand bags.

A day later, the same young man presents himself at the border. The guard asks, “What have you got?”

“Sand,” says the young man.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the young man who then rides across the border on his bicycle with the sand bags.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, the young man no longer appears at the border crossing. Many months go by and the border guard sees the young man in a cafe.

“Hey,” says the guard, “For three years you were smuggling something through my crossing station. It’s driving me crazy. Just between you and me, what were you smuggling?”

The young man sips his coffee and says, “Bicycles.”

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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

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Things To Never Say To A Cop

1) I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2) Hey, you must have been doin’ at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!

3) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

4) I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

5) Gee, that gut sure doesn’t inspire confidence.

6) Didn’t I see you get your a*s kicked on COPS?

7) Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonald’s?

8) I pay your salary!

9) I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that’s how far ahead of me they are.

10) What do you mean, “Have I been drinking?” You’re the trained specialist.

11) Hey, is that a 9 mm? That’s nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.

12) Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke.

The three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours,

the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breast stroker.

About 40 minutes later,

the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

Nearly 4 hours after that,

the blonde finally came ashore

and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race,

she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser,

but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."